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Song Parodies -> "Stay Together For The Child Support"

Original Song Title:

"Stay Together For The Kids"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Together For The Child Support"

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The Lyrics

Hope Ya like it!!!!!
Its hard to wake up
When your ex wont pay up
She forgot it
Shes so pathetic
She makes no sense at all
She said her check is in the mail
But she prolly used it for bail
For one of her stupid friends
Smokin crack again
And gettin thrown in jail
Wheres my child Support
If u dont pay it
Ill take u back to court
They are mine
Since the mornin u were gone
They said we wanna stay here
And not go with mom
I am Right
Send me the stupid check
Our home is what u wrecked
Our kids you hate them
So u gotta pay them
Cause i got custody
We havent seen you in seven days
The kids hope you stay away
Until i get a loan
And buy a home
Very far away!

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 9

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