Song Parodies -> "The Haymond Law Firm"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock And Roll"

Original Performer:

"The Haymond Law Firm"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

HEY! you know those commercials that make lawyers look evil?

Evil People in a large dark room
Hopin' that you are gonna die soon
Those big fat corperate suits
Are taking all your loooooot
Those incurance compinies will pay you will see
The Haymond law Firm is gonna make the pee

Singin The Haymond Lawfirm
Theyve got lawyers workin hard on their side
The Haymond Law Firm
And we believe that you should too!

I drove my car into a cement wall
My I.C. said that damages were small
Oh but they took the fall
when I made the call
1-800-LAW-FIRM so I could win my case
They made my I.C. get outta my face

singin The Haymond Law Firm
They've got lawyers working hard on their side!
The Haymond Law Firm
And we believe that you should to!

My Grandmother just jumped off a cliff
her life insurance did not count for this
But The Haymond Law Firm
Made her I.C. Squirm
Once again they saved all my precious money
And it was worth a lot so im as rich as can be

singin The Haymond Law Firm
They've got lawyers working hard on their side!
The Haymond Law Firm
And we believe that you should to!

(Repeat Chorus)

(I.C. is insurance Company)

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