No I don't want any hugs,
Sittin' on my couch watchin' Bugs
And when you do the things you do
Man, you got me straight trippin' Boo
That's why I watch the episodes
Watchin' it in the special modes
I used to be a P-E coach
listenin' to that Papa Roach

Little Thomas goes TOOT TOOT
Roadrunner goes MEEP MEEP
Runnin' from Wile E. Coyote
Smokin' all that peyote
Watching him on my TV

[Chorus]
I'm watchin' toons on my TV
Poppin' pills cuz I'm wheezin'
Wile E. rollin' that boulder
And it's too bad that he's missin'
Chasin' him as he flies
And it's cool - he won't die
Marathon weekend's here already
I'm about to turn on some fun

(Sylvester goes) Pounce

Watchin' the dubuya B
Looking at the bird inside the cage
The picture's glowin' like a mage
I can watch them run 'round some more
Man, I'm feelin what you feelin
I am tired of runnin' and hidin'
I'm bout to wet that tail and
Make it electric and

Sylvester goes YUM-MY
And Tweety goes TWEET TWEET
Runnin' from that Puddy Tat
Hidin' under a hat
Runnin' round on my screen and

I'm watchin' toons on my TV
Poppin' pills cuz I'm wheezin'
Wile E. rollin' that boulder
And it's too bad that he's missin'
Chasin' him as he flies
And it's cool - he won't die
Marathon weekend's here already
I'm about to turn on some fun

Yogi stealin' foods from the campers' trailer
He finds food anywhere
Just because he's a bear
He got Boo-Boo on his left
Ranger on his right
Bring em both together we got trouble all right
Then after the toons, gonna (drink some coffee)
And after the coffee, we are (gonna study)
And right about 10 I'm gonna (chill with Sandi)
Then retire to my room and gonna (burn this doobie)

Little Thomas goes TOOT TOOT
Roadrunner goes MEEP MEEP
Runnin' from Wile E. Coyote
Smokin' all that peyote
Watching him on my TV

I'm watchin' toons on my TV
Poppin' pills cuz I'm wheezin'
Wile E. rollin' that boulder
And it's too bad that he's missin'
Chasin' him as he flies
And it's cool - he won't die
Marathon weekend's here already
I'm about to turn on some fun

I'm watchin' toons on my TV
Poppin' pills cuz I'm wheezin'
Wile E. rollin' that boulder
And it's too bad that he's missin'
Chasin' him as he flies
And it's cool - he won't die
Marathon weekend's here already
I'm about to turn on some fun

Damn, I need to go pee
Laughin' out so hard
Smashin' the radio
up against the head of that duck
Pouncin' up and down
Runnin' round and round
This is my remix
While I am veggin' out...