-> "A 911 Dispatchers Tale (Or, Alternately, the Twelve Days of My Job)"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"A 911 Dispatchers Tale (Or, Alternately, the Twelve Days of My Job)"
The Lyrics
On the first day of my job, a call was sent to me:
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the second day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the third day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the fourth day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the fifth day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the sixth day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the seventh day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Seven children choking
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the eighth day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Eight guys a'puking
Seven children choking
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the ninth day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Nine brutal stabbings
Eight guys a'puking
Seven children choking
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the tenth day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Ten old hags croaking
Nine brutal stabbings
Eight guys a'puking
Seven children choking
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the eleventh day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Eleven heart attacks
Ten old hags croaking
Nine brutal stabbings
Eight guys a'puking
Seven children choking
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the twelve day of my job, a call was sent to me:
Twelve ugly drownings
Eleven heart attacks
Ten old hags croaking
Nine brutal stabbings
Eight guys a'puking
Seven children choking
Six overdoses
Fiiiiive robberiiiiiiiies
Four kitchen fires
Three LOC's
Two broken legs and
"My cat is stuck in a tree!!!"
On the thirteenth day on call, my boss did talk to me....
(I said, "Aaargh! Too much pressure! I gotta take a break! I need a vacation!)
And he gave me cash to cruise the open seeeeeeea.
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