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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are Brown"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

My Amiright Idle fourth round entry...
You better not laugh
When you see him fly
You better not point
I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Claus's trousers are brown

He's braking too hard
Goin' straight at a wall
And he's gone and lost
His sphincter control
Santa Claus's trousers are brown

He drives around at lightspeed
He's speeding to excess
He didn't have the wit to fit
His sleigh with ABS

He's gonna cut down
His Christmas-tide trips
Until he has bought
Some bicycle clips
Santa Claus's trousers are brown

The presents all are whiffy
And Santa is a git
Why did he have to go and fill
Our stockings up with sh..opping

You better not sniff
And mention his stance
Until he gets home
And changes his pants
Santa Claus's trousers are brown

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 28

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 5   17

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Billy Florio - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This is awesome! Why the hell didnt I think of it?...but if youre submitting this, then I think my "Santa claus is buying a round" is very appropiate lol
JenneBrat1 - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I am looking for a song I heard this morning called "Santa Claus was Going to Town". It's sung by Kevin Bloody Wilson & it's HYSTERICAL! Where can I get it??? My email is Thanks!!!
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
The only KBW Santa songs I know are "Oi, Santa Claus you ****", "Ho! Ho! F****** Ho!" - both are very funny indeed...
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Strangely enough, I got the KBW newsletter through today (don't remember signing up for it, but I must have done at some point) - you can download Santa Claus was Going To Town from
WhizkidF - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've never heard of Santa Claus pooping in his pants. Disgusting...
garry22 - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
kevin bloody wilson is shit from garry jamieson blow my fuken house up

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