And the Spam says "Make money at home - click to apply"
So I clicked delete but got another, complete with pictures of some naked guy.
It said "if you like young men, click here now! - we've got a website for you",
I turned off my laptop and said "This must stop!" But what can I really do???

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up the internet, no one seems to mind
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam

And the Spam says "Vi@gra sent to you, discrete and overnight!"
So I hit reply and said to this guy -
Hey! What gives you the right!??, To send in bulk, all of this junk to suck stupid people in
If I had your real address, I'd tell it to your face
Man, You're some kind of loser...

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up my inbox, taking up my time
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam

OK, I know, you don't have to read each
But you've got to sift through it like sand on the beach
Annoying, useless cyber-leach! You ain't supposed to be here

And the spam says
"No membership needed, free Porn inside!" Crap! ............

And the spam says "We can stop your spam, if you buy our software today!"
But the words were spelled in tricky ways and it got through anyway
So I download a bulk emailer, And I made up my own batch of spam
It said: "If you can't beat em join em, Come and check out my web-cam!!!"

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up the internet, no one seems to mind
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam

Spam, Spam, Everywhere there's spam
Blocking up the internet, no one seems to mind
Buy this, Look at that, ya can't stop the spam.................