-> "Goodbye, Girls"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye, Earl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye, Girls"
The Lyrics
Emily and Martie were the best of friends
All through their early days
Singing in the streets in ol' big D
Not getting very much pay
After a few years, then along came Natalie
And it was a brand new world
All the music fans in the USA
Were crazy 'bout those Texas girls
With beautiful vocals and amazing bodies
The Chicks won America's hearts
And every song and album that they recorded
Went straight to the top of the charts
Well earlier this week, in a concert in London
Natalie shared her views
She said she was ashamed that her home state
Was our President's home too
Well, she voiced her views out of sheer frustration
Saying that she did despair
But DJs from stations across the nation
Pulled their music from the air, cuz
The girls went awry
Goodbye, girls
Don't shed a tear
It was just your career, girls
What are your plans
Now that you have no fans, girls
A double whammy
Forget next year's Grammy, girls
At first, she said she was just concerned
As a mother worried about war
But her tune changed when the radio stations
Didn't play their records no more
Then, she said she was sorry
Didn't mean the disrespect
And that she loved America too
But the people didn't buy it, or their records, either
And the girls were sad and blue
So the girls go back to that Dallas street corner
Where they don't hear the crowds roar
And the radio stations still play that country music
But they don't play Dixie Chicks any more, cuz
The girls went awry
Goodbye, girls
You were too rash
CDs go in the trash, girls
Well, please don't sob
You can go get a job, girls
Yes, you were cute
Now then, all that is mute
Girls, hey
Well hey, hey, hey
Aw, hey, hey, hey
Well, hey, hey, hey
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