And you'll give up forever for milkshakes
Cause you know that you'll drink them somehow
It's the closet to health drinks that you'll ever be and you don't want to lose weight right now

And all you can taste is the mocha
And all that you breathe through is the straw
And sooner or later it's over
But in five minutes you'll eat some more

And you don't want the world to see you
Cause you don't think they'll have any ham
But when all of your belts are broken
All you can do is eat spam

And you can't fight the pounds that are coming
From all of those damn chicken thighs
You eat ten pounds of popcorn at the movies
And thats why you have tears of butter when you cry

And you don't want the world to see you
Cause you don't think they'll have any ham
But when all of your belts are broken
All you can do is eat spam