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Song Parodies -> "J'aime Faire Un Grand �ne De Me"
Original Song Title:
"The French Song"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett
Parody Song Title:
"J'aime Faire Un Grand �ne De Me"
Parody Written by:
Stray Pooch
The Lyrics
A lost 45 here. The original song was not appropriate for Amiright - lol! The French phrase in THIS one translates "I like to make a big @$$ of myself!" (For a translation of the original - ask your mom. On second thought, DON'T! - lol)
Don't you be nervous, Georgie,
I'm not as tough as I may seem.
I tried to be a spoiler,
But in the end it was a dream.
I thought I'd back you down,
Now I look like a clown.
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
I get so jealous, Georgie,
Because my country is a laugh.
We're known for wine and hookers,
And folks who never take a bath.
Now on the world's great stage,
I've shown my useless rage.
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
My plans are all foiled. I've lost Saddam's oil. It makes my blood boil . . .
It just isn't fair! I'm helpless, mon frere! I hate Tony Blair! . . .
MUSICAL INTERLUDE
French influence is through.
Baghdad's my Waterloo!
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
I'm not as tough as I may seem.
I tried to be a spoiler,
But in the end it was a dream.
I thought I'd back you down,
Now I look like a clown.
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
I get so jealous, Georgie,
Because my country is a laugh.
We're known for wine and hookers,
And folks who never take a bath.
Now on the world's great stage,
I've shown my useless rage.
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
My plans are all foiled. I've lost Saddam's oil. It makes my blood boil . . .
It just isn't fair! I'm helpless, mon frere! I hate Tony Blair! . . .
MUSICAL INTERLUDE
French influence is through.
Baghdad's my Waterloo!
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
J'aime faire un grand �ne de me
Copyright 2003 Stray Pooch
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Hmmm...j'aime faire d'un grand ane de moi, perhaps? ;-) Cool!
Ya know, that would have been better - more in line with the original in terms of rhyme. Oh well, that's what I get for using a cheap translator program 30 years after my last french class - lol!!!
J'aime faire I'amour sur tout a trois What does she say??? Please translate for me...
Good parody - the suggested line would be good.
To answer dulcinea's question: "J'aime faire I'amour sur tout a trois" - it's about threesomes, but it's not lewd. Find the original ("The French Song") on "Album" (1983; the one with the yellow cover).
'I have to laugh out loud; when you say 'three's a crowd'!'
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