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Song Parodies -> "Follow Ve(hicles)"
Original Song Title:
"Follow Me"
Original Performer:
Uncle Kracker
Parody Song Title:
"Follow Ve(hicles)"
Parody Written by:
Jeremy Otto
The Lyrics
There are many helpful police officers out there, but this song is dedicated to those who are not so helpful.
Don't know why you fined me
I don't know why you can't write a warning and say goodbye
All you know is that civilians, they make you fume
And if you had the chance you'd hit them with a broom
[chorus]
I'm singin'
Follow ve-hicles, use sirens and lights
I drove thirty-one in a thirty zone? Right...
And if you ticket me, I can guarantee
You won't fine nobody else like me
I'm not worried 'bout the hat you wear
Just as long as it can cover your lice-ridden hair
I'll plead not guilty, cause this is unfair
But you need me to blame, and maybe I don't care
[chorus]
I gave court money though the charge was a lie
You said you found weed which made me high
This town's so peaceful no one goes astray and
You're frustrated that all of the laws we obey!
[chorus]
Don't know why you fined me
I don't know why you can't write a warning and say goodbye
All you know is that civilians, they make you mean
Especially young ones with sports cars shiny and clean
[chorus 3x]
I don't know why you can't write a warning and say goodbye
All you know is that civilians, they make you fume
And if you had the chance you'd hit them with a broom
[chorus]
I'm singin'
Follow ve-hicles, use sirens and lights
I drove thirty-one in a thirty zone? Right...
And if you ticket me, I can guarantee
You won't fine nobody else like me
I'm not worried 'bout the hat you wear
Just as long as it can cover your lice-ridden hair
I'll plead not guilty, cause this is unfair
But you need me to blame, and maybe I don't care
[chorus]
I gave court money though the charge was a lie
You said you found weed which made me high
This town's so peaceful no one goes astray and
You're frustrated that all of the laws we obey!
[chorus]
Don't know why you fined me
I don't know why you can't write a warning and say goodbye
All you know is that civilians, they make you mean
Especially young ones with sports cars shiny and clean
[chorus 3x]
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