You look like a woman...
Walk like a woman...
Talk like a woman... but I got wise,
You're a drag queen in disguise, oh yes you are, a drag queen in disguise.

You fooled me with your padding, you cheated and and you schemed,
heaven knows where you hid your @#%&,
you're not the way you seem

You look like a woman...
Walk like a woman...
Talk like a woman... but I got wise,
You're a drag queen in disguise, oh yes you are, a drag queen in disguise.

I thought that I was in heaven, but I was sure surprised,
Heaven help me, I didn't see the duct tape in your thighs.

You look like a woman...
Walk like a woman...
Talk like a woman... but I got wise,
You're a drag queen in disguise, oh yes you are, a drag queen in disguise.

You're a drag queen in disguise, oh yes you are, a drag queen in disguise, oh yes you are, a drag queen in disguise, oh yes you are, a drag queen in disguise....