So this is Jackass
a movie they've done
as bad as the programme
and just three times as long

and I don't like Jackass
I'm the only one
the show was comissioned
cause it's cheap and dumb

the hype that surrounds Jackass
has made it very clear -
people over sixteen
should not be seen near

and this is Jackass (hope it's over..)
and hour too long (....I won't watch it)
the gags are the poor ones
the fun not that strong

and so don't watch Jackass
the humour is light
that description's a bit wrong
the whole thing is sh!te

the hype that surrounds Jackass
has made it very clear -
people with some spare time
should not waste it here

So this is Jackass
a movie they've done
(Hope it's over......I won't watch it)
(Hope it's over......I won't watch it)