Song Parodies -> "Don't Pay (The Shoplifter Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stay"

Original Performer:

"Don't Pay (The Shoplifter Song)"

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The Lyrics

The theme of the shoplifter....just for reference, I have never stolen in my life and never plan to.

Sometimes I need to pay cash before I leave
Sometimes I need to buy jewelry prop-er-ly!
Sometimes I, I'll take some things, not paying dough
Sometimes I just need new clothes!

Don't pay
Forget the shopping sprees
Five-finger discount's fine with me
Winona Rider did it too
Take stuff from the top rack and
Don't pay
Forget the shopping sprees
Five finger discount's fine with me
Ten thousand dollars worth of shoes
Take stuff from the top rack and
Don't pay

Sometimes I realize that I should be in jail
Sometimes I feel like I can't control myself!
One time I stole 50 cans of Sloppy Joe
One time I even took a phone

Don't pay
Forget the shopping sprees
Five-finger discount's fine with me
Winona Rider did it too
Take stuff from the top rack and
Don't pay
Forget the shopping sprees
Five finger discount's fine with me
Ten thousand dollars worth of shoes
Take stuff from the top rack and
Don't pay

I took shampoo from the store
I'm running out the door
I don't need more hairspray
I'll steal some more OJ
I took shampoo from the store
I'm running out the door
I don't need more hairspray
I'll steal some more OJ
How 'bout we take some more CDs?

Don't pay
Forget the shopping sprees
Five-finger discount's fine with me
Winona Rider did it too
Take stuff from the top rack and
Don't pay
Forget the shopping sprees
Five finger discount's fine with me
Ten thousand dollars worth of shoes
Take stuff from the top rack and
Don't pay

Don't pay
Don't pay

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BigDuDe111 - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment

THIS WAS A GOOD PARODY!!!!!!! im usually a pretty tough critic but you are lucky that i actually liked it. THe only thing to improve is the song choice. Not many people have gotten the new Meteora CD, listened to THIS PARTICULAR SONG, and then memorize the lyrics. i have though :)

Whitness - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Awesome! My sides ache! 5, 5, 5! U should do stand-up!

To A Lesser Extent - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL! THat was great! tHe chorus is the funniest. Straight 5s!

Ezra - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment

This song speaks to me! If I had a list of things I took, I'd run out of paper. Great parody!

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