growing up in the world today
You're working around the clock
taking a break from all your worries
living by the dock

Wouldn't you like to game all day?

all those times you've been online
you're not checking e-mail
and your brand new puppy
has to chew on its own tail
and the 9th player, she hasn't shown

sometimes you wanna go

where all the players play your games
all night long, they sit and play
you wanna be playing with me
our tags aren't all the same
you wanna host a game everybody will play

you're rolling the dice, and a fight is set
the morning's looking bright (the morning's looking bright)
and the geeks have caught you cheating
you stand up for your rights
and your sister wants to roll the dice

be sad there's no place in the world

where everyboody plays your games
cause your games are really lame
we wanna go where gamers go
people don't play the same
we'll only play if you have our favorite games

where everyboody plays your games
cause your games are really lame
where everyboody plays your games
cause your games are really lame
where everyboody plays your games
cause your games are really lame