he was a boy
she was a girl
can it be anymore obvious?
he wanted punch
he begged her instead
she laughed her head
till a headache came
and all of her friends
dropped all their grades
so that the nerd could turn it in for them
chorus
she had to go to the new studio
cuz nothing was good enough for her
her head was up in a daze
and her teeth needed to be put in straight
oh, she was a crack dealer
if you know what she means!!

5 days from now
she sits at home
tryin to feed the drug in her bones
she's now all alone
she turns on the t.v.
while laughing at her disease
until she caught him on t.v.
chorus
i'll be in my new studio
trying to come up with hooks though
if you wanna jam with me
you gotta pay me over a mill
just so that you'll get what you see
oh, i am a lie to my fansssss