Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Rocket Plan"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Rocket Plan"
Parody Written by:
Darrell Decker & Bill Tong
The Lyrics
As sung by Warmonger Dubya:
We bombed Baghdad last night.
We fight!
Soon we'll rout old Saddam.
Our bombs light up the sky-y-y-y...
Won't need lights by then.
We'll bomb the earth so much;
Destroy all life.
Saddam we will replace.
And for endless war, we'll fight...
Might makes right...
And it isn't gonna be a long, long time
Until I make Iraqi oil mine.
Rove's got a master plan I'll use at home,
I'll make it go...
Got a rocket plan.
Rocket plan... shock and awe the world, my battle zone!
War keeps your mind erased 'bout what I did.
The facts would cause me hell.
But there's no one here... to raise them.
Keep it hid!
This protest thing - I don't understand.
The world's a mob, but they are weak.
They mock my pla-a-a-an...
Rocket plan...
And it isn't gonna be a long, long time
Until I make Iraqi oil mine.
Rove's got a master plan I'll use at home,
I'll make it go...
Got a rocket plan.
Rocket plan... shock and awe the world, my battle zone!
We fight!
Soon we'll rout old Saddam.
Our bombs light up the sky-y-y-y...
Won't need lights by then.
We'll bomb the earth so much;
Destroy all life.
Saddam we will replace.
And for endless war, we'll fight...
Might makes right...
And it isn't gonna be a long, long time
Until I make Iraqi oil mine.
Rove's got a master plan I'll use at home,
I'll make it go...
Got a rocket plan.
Rocket plan... shock and awe the world, my battle zone!
War keeps your mind erased 'bout what I did.
The facts would cause me hell.
But there's no one here... to raise them.
Keep it hid!
This protest thing - I don't understand.
The world's a mob, but they are weak.
They mock my pla-a-a-an...
Rocket plan...
And it isn't gonna be a long, long time
Until I make Iraqi oil mine.
Rove's got a master plan I'll use at home,
I'll make it go...
Got a rocket plan.
Rocket plan... shock and awe the world, my battle zone!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 15 | 14 | 14 |
User Comments
Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn28.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 854
