Two first-grader questions stumpin his mind, stumpin his mind, stumpin his mind. (repeats)

Guess who's dumb, dumb again. Shawn is dumb, has dumb friends. Guess who's dumb, guess who's dumb, guess who's dumb, guess who's dumb, guess who's dumb, guess who's dumb, guess who's dumb.

Shawn thinks he's a monster,
and nobody wants to,
hang out with him they'd rather eat chopped liver.
Well if ya want Shawn then here's what I'll give ya,
a little bit of thoughts mixed with some hard tests.
Some I.Q. that'll jumpstart your brain,
quicker than a thought when you think about shame,
by the teacher when you're not concentrating.
When you're socking some kid while she's lecturing (hey),
you've waited this long to stop saying yay,
but he's back, he has a lack, of concentrating,
I know that you gotta kill, Shawny,
but you know your brain problem's complicating.
So the EMS won't let him be,
or let him be him so let him see,
they tried to shut him up with a new pair of Hanes,
and his head's so empty, without brains.
So come on and fight, blood on your lips,
and that mud on your lips and there's some on your tits,
and get ready, cuz Shawn's s***'s about to get heavy,
he just flattened my b-ball, f**k you Shawny!

Now this looks like a job for Shawn,
so everybody, follow Mr. Brawn,
cuz tonight he's gonna flash his Hanes,
cuz his head's so empty, without brains. (X 2)

Little hellion, kids feeling intelligent,
embarrased, Shawn is more repellin' than Elvis.
They start feelin' like Special Ed.'s helpless,
until someone comes along on a mission and yells "duh"
A visionary, vision is failing, could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves, a rebel,
so just let me revel an ask, the fact Shawn wanted everbody kissin' his ass,
and it's a disaster, such a catastrophe, for you to see so damn much of his ass he aska to see.
Well, he's dumb (Batman Sound) fix your brain problem,
as soon as it's in I'll enter,
into the back of your head like a gun.
The center of attention, back from detention,
He's uninteresting, worst interest in wrestling,
infesting in his fat head and resting.
Testing "attention please," feel the rage soon as someone mentions Shawn,
here's my 10 cents to blow him long gone,
a nuisance, who will get rid of Shawn?

Now this looks like a job for Shawn,
so everybody, follow Mr. Brawn,
cuz tonight he's gonna flash his Hanes,
cuz his head's so empty, without brains. (X 2)

A brainwish, a brainwash, he goes dumb for damn with anybody talkin' this spit, that spit.
Principal Glutz,
he wants to kick buttz, worse than those little prep school bastards.
And Bradley, you can get flomped by Shawny,
a 12-year old four-eyed scrawny.
You don't know him, your to smart let go it's over, nobody listens to Shawn, now let's go.
Just give me the signal, I'll be there with a whole list full of new cuss names.
He smokes dope, and I'm suspensful with my pencil, ever since Shawn thought I looked like a stencil.
Sometimes the s*** just seems, all he ever wants to do is discuss me,
so this must mean I'm disgusting,
but that's NOT me that kid's obscene.
Though he's not the first king of failing tests,
he is the worst thing since silver crests,
to yell at black rulers when he's high,
and use it to get dumber than a fly (hey)
there's a concept that works,
20-million other dumb kids will flunk,
on a test about the fish in the sea and all of them will fail, unlike me.

Now this looks like a job for Shawn,
so everybody, follow Mr. Brawn,
cuz tonight he's gonna flash his Hanes,
cuz his head's so empty, without brains. (X 2)

(Hum hum dei dei la la la) X 2 "Shawn!"