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Song Parodies -> "Socks"
Original Song Title:
"Clocks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"Socks"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
My tribute to certain name brands of socks.Thank you for keeping me warm.
Whites are out, now it's black or greys,
Brands that I tried, red Pro Meg.
I've got socks right up to my knees
Oh my legs, my legs won't freeze (name brands)
Color custom blue or bland, Paw or Cheer Ped are good brands (and the)
Colors like Metallic, Custom Team- Crew or Anklet (brand names)
Pro Star, Pro Paw
The sock style never stops,
Shopping malls with namebrand socks(gonna)
Buy lots and take them home,
I want to shop for socks, you know(shopping)
Come out up to my knees, love metallic colorings (name brand)
Fine linen for sure, for am I wanting new brands, see (shopping)
Pro Star
Pon Pom
Pro Paw
Ped Sock
Pro Star
Pro Star
And nothing else compares
Oh no nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
(Pro Star)
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Brands that I tried, red Pro Meg.
I've got socks right up to my knees
Oh my legs, my legs won't freeze (name brands)
Color custom blue or bland, Paw or Cheer Ped are good brands (and the)
Colors like Metallic, Custom Team- Crew or Anklet (brand names)
Pro Star, Pro Paw
The sock style never stops,
Shopping malls with namebrand socks(gonna)
Buy lots and take them home,
I want to shop for socks, you know(shopping)
Come out up to my knees, love metallic colorings (name brand)
Fine linen for sure, for am I wanting new brands, see (shopping)
Pro Star
Pon Pom
Pro Paw
Ped Sock
Pro Star
Pro Star
And nothing else compares
Oh no nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
(Pro Star)
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
Mall, mall, there I wanted to go
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I like it, but the pacing needs work. Great concept though. : )
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