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Song Parodies -> "The Game of Grub"
Original Song Title:
"The Game of Love"
Original Performer:
Santana featuring Michelle Branch
Parody Song Title:
"The Game of Grub"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
Help me
I want a smaller belly
Diets
Just don't seem to ever work for me
I feel I need
Five good sized meals a day or more
And right now
I can't fit inside the door of the candy store
It just takes a little bit of Kit, a little bit of Kat
It starts off as a Twix
And ends up as fat
A little bit of snacks, a little bit of grain
Good health for me no way
I lost in the game of...
Grub is
Whatever I'm willing to eat
Sometimes
It could be some cold moldy cheese
Now 280
Is the new target weight I'll shoot for
This ain't very good I
Am stuck inside the door of the candy store
It just takes a little bit of Kit, a little bit of Kat
It starts off as a Twix
And ends up as fat
A little bit of snacks, a little bit of grain
Good health for me no way
I lost in the game of grub
I lost in the game of grub
Cannoli
Stromboli
Soup bowly
Spring rolly
Pastrami
Salami
In one meal
(Want a steak or pie)
I feel I need
Five good sized meals a day or more
And right now
I'm staying far from the door of the hungry store
It just takes a little bit of Kit, a little bit of Kat
It starts off as a Twix
And ends up as fat
A little bit of snacks, a little bit of grain
Good health for me no way
I lost in the game of grub
I lost in the game of grub
I lost in the game of grub
Can't wait to eat more grub
Cannoli
Stromboli
Soup Bowly
Spring rolly
On this tray of grub
To last me until home
I want a smaller belly
Diets
Just don't seem to ever work for me
I feel I need
Five good sized meals a day or more
And right now
I can't fit inside the door of the candy store
It just takes a little bit of Kit, a little bit of Kat
It starts off as a Twix
And ends up as fat
A little bit of snacks, a little bit of grain
Good health for me no way
I lost in the game of...
Grub is
Whatever I'm willing to eat
Sometimes
It could be some cold moldy cheese
Now 280
Is the new target weight I'll shoot for
This ain't very good I
Am stuck inside the door of the candy store
It just takes a little bit of Kit, a little bit of Kat
It starts off as a Twix
And ends up as fat
A little bit of snacks, a little bit of grain
Good health for me no way
I lost in the game of grub
I lost in the game of grub
Cannoli
Stromboli
Soup bowly
Spring rolly
Pastrami
Salami
In one meal
(Want a steak or pie)
I feel I need
Five good sized meals a day or more
And right now
I'm staying far from the door of the hungry store
It just takes a little bit of Kit, a little bit of Kat
It starts off as a Twix
And ends up as fat
A little bit of snacks, a little bit of grain
Good health for me no way
I lost in the game of grub
I lost in the game of grub
I lost in the game of grub
Can't wait to eat more grub
Cannoli
Stromboli
Soup Bowly
Spring rolly
On this tray of grub
To last me until home
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I loved the lyrics you used for the chorus. Brilliant work!
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