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Song Parodies -> "Ryder's in the Store"

Original Song Title:

"Riders On The Storm"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Ryder's in the Store"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Ryder's in the store
Ryder's in the store
Into the mall she strolls
Taking fancy clothes
If security is lax
She'll get that pair of slacks
Ryder's in the store

Shoplifter in the aisles
Gabbing all the latest styles
Doesn't care about the price
Those sunglasses look nice!
If at her you do not stare
She'll grab another pair
Shoplifter in the aisles

Girl you gotta come with me
Girl you gotta come with me
He takes her by hand,
Finds the loot she scammed
Aware the world will be
Of this Actor's felony
Girl you gotta come with me...

(fade, as the officer reads her Miranda rights...)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 18

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The Lancer - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good effort...I guess the country version of this would be "Ghost Ryder's in the Aisle"?
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Memo to mall security: Don't you love her face, but that girl don't pay, so don't you lose her as she's walking out the door! Like she did one thousand times before! Good use of the Doors, But I still like my "Every Dress You Take" better.

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