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Song Parodies -> "Workin' On A Webpage"

Original Song Title:

"Leavin' On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul & Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Workin' On A Webpage"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Creative license notwithstanding, we think it's pretty true to the original tune...
My door is locked, I'm stayin' home.
I hear you standin' outside the door,
Don't come in, I'm trying to get by
My head is achin' and it's early morn
I take a break to look at porn
I'm all by my lonesome, but I'm doin' fine

Go leave me, don't bother me
Maybe you can e-mail me
Turn down the TV and please hold the phone
'Cause I'm workin', on a webpage
Don't know when I'll be free again
Oh jeeze, this irks me so...

There's so many lines I've written down
So many links to check around
I tell you now, it's slowin' my 'bot's ping.
Every IM sent drains CPU
Every mp3 will slow it too
When I'm done I'll throw quite the shindig


Now the time has come to PHP
Perhaps some Perl and ASP
All databased using MySQL
Dreaming of finished product
Of accolades and other stuff


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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 49

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princessofpop - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! Keep 'em comin'!
cheerleader - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
although I have no clue what Perl, ASP or PHP is (I do know what MySQL is) I though this was really good!
Phil Alexander - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Shame this one missed the Amiright Awards "best computer parody" category by a week or two :-)
John Jenkins - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good! Does this mean that we will soon be able to see a Rice Cube web page?
Rice Cube - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
pfft...I haven't updated my webpage in eons...Watt updates his pretty much regularly though. I had an idea about parodying how my webpage has been "under construction" (read: limbo) for five years now, but I lost it...grrrr :-P
Rice Cube - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, "One-Guy," how I despise thee...
Shaz - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it. Keep it up! And a big fat raspberry to the One Guy. >:(
Billy Florio - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great, but it missed the best computer parody catorgory by a two months actully...the awards encompus Aug 2002-Jan 2003
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Internet Parody
Kelaal - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha. Story of my life XD

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