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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bells (9/11 version)"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Bells (9/11 version)"
Parody Written by:
The Song Heckler
The Lyrics
Searching through the caves, smoking out the Taliban
The country we just saved is called Afghanistan
Bin Laden's on the run; Al Qaeda's gonna pay
And when we find him he'll be done; we'll blow the punk away
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
A day or two ago, I traveled to Iraq
And soon all of their rights I gave the people back
They all gave me their thanks, Saddam Hussein was shot
They ran him over with a tank, and left him there to rot
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
The country we just saved is called Afghanistan
Bin Laden's on the run; Al Qaeda's gonna pay
And when we find him he'll be done; we'll blow the punk away
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
A day or two ago, I traveled to Iraq
And soon all of their rights I gave the people back
They all gave me their thanks, Saddam Hussein was shot
They ran him over with a tank, and left him there to rot
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
Jingle bells, artillery shells- freedom's here to stay
You can run but you can't hide from the good ol' USA
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Not a bad parody, but don't fool yourself. Afghanistan isn't a democracy.
that is pretty damn funny alllll 5's for that
Runover him in a Abrams Tank flatter then a pancake
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