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Song Parodies -> "The Ketchup is on Me Now"
Original Song Title:
"The Humor is on Me Now"
Original Performer:
Richard Hayward
Parody Song Title:
"The Ketchup is on Me Now"
Parody Written by:
Klarissa
The Lyrics
What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder
The cold shoulder
As I went down to lunch time
It was a normal day,
My parents chose barbeque
In a real odd way.
And they sat me on the grill-top
And they lit a fire, ow!
My family turned into cannibals
And the ketchup is on me now.
Oh, the ketchup is on me now.
Oh, the ketchup is on me now.
My family turned into cannibals
And the ketchup is on me now.
And so then they ate the mailman
They cooked him in a stew
They also ate the milkman
Plus a maid, a guest or two
The cops were asking questions
They had murdered all, but how?
So they had the cops over for dinner
And the ketchup is on them now!
Oh, the ketchup is on them now.
Oh, the ketchup is on them now.
My family turned into cannibals
And the ketchup is on them now.
It was a normal day,
My parents chose barbeque
In a real odd way.
And they sat me on the grill-top
And they lit a fire, ow!
My family turned into cannibals
And the ketchup is on me now.
Oh, the ketchup is on me now.
Oh, the ketchup is on me now.
My family turned into cannibals
And the ketchup is on me now.
And so then they ate the mailman
They cooked him in a stew
They also ate the milkman
Plus a maid, a guest or two
The cops were asking questions
They had murdered all, but how?
So they had the cops over for dinner
And the ketchup is on them now!
Oh, the ketchup is on them now.
Oh, the ketchup is on them now.
My family turned into cannibals
And the ketchup is on them now.
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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One got a strange look on his face and said to the other. Does this taste funny to you?
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