C'mon Dude, why don't we paint the town
... Let's go skip class
We're goin' to the mall to just hang around
... Let's go skip class
Start your car, I know a real cool spot
Where the air is cool, but all the girls are hot!
It's just the downtown mall, where we can do it all
Let's go... Skip... Class

Gel your hair and wear your Nike shoes
... Let's go skip class
I hear the homeless guy who's askin' for some booze
... Let's go skip class
Hold on, bro, I've got some folks to bug
With wigs on their heads that look just like a rug
Let's find a place to park, I got a fight to start
Let's go... Skip... Class

Find some cash, we're gonna buy some booze
... Let's go skip class
I know some girls who're really cheap and loose
... Let's go skip class
C'mon, man, but let us not get high
I like to have some fun, but not that kind
'Cause it's this thing I fear
Now let's get outta here
Let's go... skip... class

Oh, you gotta see her, see her booty shake
Let's go skip class
Yeah, she's got big boobies, but ya know they're fake
Let's go skip class
Oh, in Gym we're doin' hurdles
Oh, my mother's blood would curdle
If she'd hear
That I was here
Let's go... Skip... Class

Oh, I've got a life and
Oh, what rhymes with 'life'?
Let's Goooooo
Skiiiiippp
Claaaassssss

And fast!