Ladies and Gentlement!
introducing the chocolate flavored Chalupa!
and the Chalupa flavored water
Bring it on!
Get Chalupa flavored!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
here we go
It's a chalupa flavored world
we're in a chalupa flavored place
everybody is judged by their chalupa flavored face
Chalupa flavored dreams
chalupa flavored life
A chalupa flavored kid
with a chalupa flavored knife
Chalupa flavored moms
chalupa flavored dads
It's a chalupa flavored cop
with a chalupa flavored badge
Chalupa flavored job
with chalupa flavored pay
and a chalupa flavored boss
is a chalupa flavored pain
Chalupa flavored press
and chalupa flavored lies
Well, chalupa's in the back
with a crate of chalupas.

Hey it's on,
everybody knows this song
hey, it's on
everybody knows this song

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Chalupa"
chalupa's just a word
and it's all chalupa flavored
like a chalupa flavored punk
with a chalupa flavored mouth
a nine ninch rail
I'll get knocked the chalupa out
Chalupa flavored babes
who chalupa flavored sex
Fake ass-chalupas
on a chalupa flavored chest
We're all chalupa flavored
so whatcha wanna do?
We chalupa flavored me
and chalupa flavored you

You wanna throw me lots of chalupas
you'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm the perfect chalupa
just know that nothing you do
will bring you closer to chalupas

Ain't life a chalupa
a chalupa flavored chalupa
A chalupa flavored soul with a chalupa flavored stitch
A chalupa flavored head
is a chalupa flavored shame
Swinging on my chalupas
is a chalupa flavored game
Chalupas filling up a chalupa flavored mind
it's real chalupa flavored
like a chalupa flavored crime
If I say "Chalupa," two more times
that's forty-six "chalupas" in this chalupa flavored rhyme

Hey, it's on
everybody knows this song
hey, it's on
everybody knows this song

You wanna throw me lots of chalupas
you'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm the perfect chalupa
just know that nothing you do
will bring you closer to chalupas

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. chalupas
I.. don't.. think.. so..
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. chalupas
before.. you.. wreck.. your.. chalupas
This.. my.. chalup.. as
my.. choco.. late.. chalupas.. punk
This.. my.. chalup.. as
my.. choco.. late.. chalupas.. punk

You wanna throw me lots of chalupas
you'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm the perfect chalupa
just know that nothing you do
will bring you closer to chalupas