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Song Parodies -> "Freon"
Original Song Title:
"Neon"
Original Performer:
John Mayer
Parody Song Title:
"Freon"
Parody Written by:
Klarissa
The Lyrics
In the early 1900s refrigerators had poisonous gases that leaked, so Midgley invented Freon to replace the older coolant. Sadly, his invention destroyed a good chunk of the ozone and he died of lead poison caused by the CFCs.
When poison gets bad enough
From the ammonia and dioxides
They leak chloride, oh from fridges white
And dangers start to rise
Oh CFCs, those CFCs
Midgley, our man
One day he tried to save our health
And make an all new coolant treat
It's carbon and fluoride, neat it's his way
Gases into my icebox thing
Oh CFCs, those CFCS
Midgley, our man
Oh CFCs, those CFCs
It's eating ozone! Ban!
Just eating ozone because
Freon, freon
Freon, freon
We know it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong
It just eats the ozone away
He is dead- he passed on how?
It was lead poison that did take him down
But it may be strange to understand
Our food is cold but pollutant will fan
Oh CFCs
Midgley, our man
Oh CFCs
It's eating ozone! Ban!
Just eating ozone because
Freon, freon
Freon, freon
We know it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong
It just eats the ozone away, away
From the ammonia and dioxides
They leak chloride, oh from fridges white
And dangers start to rise
Oh CFCs, those CFCs
Midgley, our man
One day he tried to save our health
And make an all new coolant treat
It's carbon and fluoride, neat it's his way
Gases into my icebox thing
Oh CFCs, those CFCS
Midgley, our man
Oh CFCs, those CFCs
It's eating ozone! Ban!
Just eating ozone because
Freon, freon
Freon, freon
We know it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong
It just eats the ozone away
He is dead- he passed on how?
It was lead poison that did take him down
But it may be strange to understand
Our food is cold but pollutant will fan
Oh CFCs
Midgley, our man
Oh CFCs
It's eating ozone! Ban!
Just eating ozone because
Freon, freon
Freon, freon
We know it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong
It just eats the ozone away, away
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