Song Parodies -> "Get the Coffee Started"

Original Song Title:

"Get the Party Started"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Get the Coffee Started"

Parody Written by:

Wierd Robb

The Lyrics

Get the coffee started it's a quarter to eight
Everybody's waitin' for me to awake
Rollin' out of bed to the screams of my friends
Outside blarin' the horn in their Mercedes Benz
Too much hair to style, where the heck is my ring?
I can't seem to find any clothes that are clean

I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started

Jumpin' in the shower, winding down with the heat
Can't remember last night, I had too much to drink
I commence to freakin' as I turn around fast
When did I get that big old tattoo on my a**?
Readjust the mirror, stare down at my rear
On it I read Stunner #1 Superstar

I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
Get the coffee started

Makin' myself pretty for a day on the town
Everyone's impatient as I shout "Be right down!"
Tearin' up the place just lookin' for my lost keys
Everybody's waitin' and their waitin' on me
Outside is the landlord I avoid all the time
I had better hurry or they'll leave me behind

I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
I'm wakin' up so you better get the coffee started
Get the coffee started
Get the coffee started right now
Get the coffee started
Get the coffee started
Get the coffee started right now

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Rice Cube - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Very nice :) Please check out our "Instant Coffee" parody if you are interested :)

ellie - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment

VERY FUNNY!!!

neminem - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice! You've been 5'd.

wildtype - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

tres funny, this song is great (5/5/5)

Wes Prang - March 30, 2020 - Report this comment

I remember a version (can't find now) that went: We blew it up So we better get rebuilding started. Walmart and all that garbage. Everybody smiles as the registers ring Every other mile there's a new Burger King! That's all I can remember. Then everyone got mad (9/11), and the song was pulled. I miss it a lot.

Dave - February 02, 2021 - Report this comment

I agree I have been looking for it too. Anyone?

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