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Song Parodies -> "Compli-mated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Compli-mated"

Parody Written by:

Scott Jordan

The Lyrics

Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
Yes dear, I fixed the bathroom door.
And if you could only let me be, you would see.
I can't stand the way you are, why'd I have to approach you in that bar?
I used to think you were the one, but you've become
Somebody else who likes to raise hell
Breakin' my back; won't let me relax
Loves to be cruel and make stupid rules for me.

Why'd God have to go and make women so complicated?
It's seems like every time I make a mistake I almost get castrated.
My wife's like this - she spouts & she shouts when she's pissed then she twists what I say
And she turns it into dishonesty and promise me I'm always the one who's mistaken.
No, no, no.

You've gained 20 pounds if you've gained an ounce - you're so fat if you fell I'm sure you'd bounce
With your humongous hips and your flabby knees, you're makin' me
Laugh out at your plus-size clothes; they don't work - your flabby ass still shows.
You know you're not foolin' anyone cause you've become
Somebody else who's full of fat cells.
The way that you snack will cause a heart attack.
When you see food you drool; you look like a fool to me.

Why'd God have to go and make women so complicated?
It's seems like every time I make a mistake I almost get castrated.
My wife's like this - she spouts & she shouts when she's pissed then she twists what I say
And she turns it into dishonesty and promise me I'm always the one who's mistaken.
No, no, no.

Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
Yes dear, I fixed the bathroom door.
And if you could only let me be, you would see...
Somebody else who likes to raise hell
Breakin' my back; won't let me relax
Loves to be cruel and make stupid rules for me.

Why'd God have to go and make women so complicated?
It's seems like every time I make a mistake I almost get castrated.
My wife's like this - she spouts & she shouts when she's pissed then she twists what I say
And she turns it into dishonesty and promise me I'm always the one who's mistaken.
No, no, no.

Why'd God have to go and make women so complicated?
It's seems like every time I make a mistake I almost get castrated.
My wife's like this - she spouts & she shouts when she's pissed then she twists what I say
And she turns it into dishonesty and promise me I'm always the one who's mistaken.
No, no, no.

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Felix Johnson - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
its all rite, pretty good. Kesha rulz and also Avril , if u no wat i mean

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