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Song Parodies -> "Trojan man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Trojan man"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Pence

The Lyrics

(Verse 1)
There's a man who wants to be a player,
Every girl he meets he tries to lay her,
He takes in off the street every chick he sees
Odds are he won't remember her tomorrow

(Chorus)
He's the Trojan Man,
He's the Trojan Man,
He's wearing a rubber
to keep disease away

(Verse 2)
Beware of pretty faces that you find
An STD that pretty face might hide
Be careful who you do, it might come back to you
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

(Repeat Chorus)

(Verse 3)
Rolling with your best friend's cousin one day
and lying on her sister the next day
Oh you gave them both the slip, but what's that on your lip
Looks like you contracted Herpes Type A

(Repeat Chorus)

Yeah he's the Trojan Man!
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