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Song Parodies -> "My Name is (Sam Gamgee)"
Original Song Title:
"My Name is"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eminem
Parody Song Title:
"My Name is (Sam Gamgee)"
Parody Written by:
John Harvey
The Lyrics
My second Eminem-LOTR spoof. I did Gollum, I did Aragorn, now I'm doing Sam. Don't worry folks, this is the last one (for now).Please post comments here and in the LOTR chat on the message boards.
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Um.. excuse me!
Can we sop and rest please, Mr. Frodo
For one second?
Hey kids! Do you like violets? (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Want to see me plant flowers all over this garden? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah Yeah)
Eavesdrop and get sent off to a Doomed Mountain? (Huh?)
The Ring is dead weight, I'm trying to fulfill my own fate
But I can't decide if I want to eat rabbits this late (Yum!)
And Mr. Fro' said, "Sam Gamgee, try some waybread!"
Uh-uhhh! "Come on, you look dead. Get some rest in."
Well I like elves, But I feel we should be ourselves
Smeagol turned his original self inside out, he's no help
Got pissed off and tried to get him chased off
He screamed so loud I was scared he'd wake the orcs up
I smoke a fat pound of weed of Old Toby's breed
I'll set us up a kitchen, Oh God, let's eat!
C'mere you! (Gamgee, wait a minute, that's our guide, dog.)
Don't you see Frodo? He's tryin' to knock us both off
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Old Wizard Gandalf wanted me to keep an open eye
Only problem is, I sleep 'til two forty-five
I tied him up with some Hithlain, screamed like he was insane
And broke his neck trying to get him to refrain. (Owwww!)
Walked in the old pub, Frodo got his nerve up
Danced a little jig, which gave the riders a heads-up
We just keep on running from these Equestrians
Now on winged beasts while screaming at Frodo "LET'S JUST BE
FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of this trip I've been without shoes
I just found out Sauron beat Gollum worse than I do (Damn!)
Told him he'd better lay off my master
'Cause if we screw up, they'll enslave my old Gaffer (don't touch him!)
You know it's real bad when Boromir tries to steal
And try and take the Ring, like Gollum prob'ly feels (precious!)
This three headed watcher, he gave us some sass
(Dude, you're not orcs, you can't pass)
So we whipped it out. We got the phial now, A**HOLE!
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Frodo, hey! We really gotta run away! (Get him!)
Gandalf, don't just stand there, save the day!
Gollum ain't able to lead, we're all gonna die! (Yeah prob'ly)
We won't be able to get out of this marshland barely alive
(Oh yuck!) That a bird or a plane? I can barely decide.
I think it's a flying Nazgul, shouldn't we hide? (Go ahead)
All of my life I've been trimming outside
I've thought about Rosie for years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(whoops)
Incredible character incredible book (Gandalf's not dead!?)
I've got good looks, I'm hot like those guys, the Tooks
When I was hungry I used to cook rabbits with chips
[Gollum] "What is the fat hobbit doing?
He ruinses it!" (Wah Wah!)
I lay awake and try to think of my bed
But I can't sleep, there's a great dirty root in my head (OW!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrrggghhh!)
By the way, I'm cur-i-ous a tad
Why didn't Bilbo slit Gollum's throat, with that chance he had?
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Um.. excuse me!
Can we sop and rest please, Mr. Frodo
For one second?
Hey kids! Do you like violets? (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Want to see me plant flowers all over this garden? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah Yeah)
Eavesdrop and get sent off to a Doomed Mountain? (Huh?)
The Ring is dead weight, I'm trying to fulfill my own fate
But I can't decide if I want to eat rabbits this late (Yum!)
And Mr. Fro' said, "Sam Gamgee, try some waybread!"
Uh-uhhh! "Come on, you look dead. Get some rest in."
Well I like elves, But I feel we should be ourselves
Smeagol turned his original self inside out, he's no help
Got pissed off and tried to get him chased off
He screamed so loud I was scared he'd wake the orcs up
I smoke a fat pound of weed of Old Toby's breed
I'll set us up a kitchen, Oh God, let's eat!
C'mere you! (Gamgee, wait a minute, that's our guide, dog.)
Don't you see Frodo? He's tryin' to knock us both off
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Old Wizard Gandalf wanted me to keep an open eye
Only problem is, I sleep 'til two forty-five
I tied him up with some Hithlain, screamed like he was insane
And broke his neck trying to get him to refrain. (Owwww!)
Walked in the old pub, Frodo got his nerve up
Danced a little jig, which gave the riders a heads-up
We just keep on running from these Equestrians
Now on winged beasts while screaming at Frodo "LET'S JUST BE
FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of this trip I've been without shoes
I just found out Sauron beat Gollum worse than I do (Damn!)
Told him he'd better lay off my master
'Cause if we screw up, they'll enslave my old Gaffer (don't touch him!)
You know it's real bad when Boromir tries to steal
And try and take the Ring, like Gollum prob'ly feels (precious!)
This three headed watcher, he gave us some sass
(Dude, you're not orcs, you can't pass)
So we whipped it out. We got the phial now, A**HOLE!
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Frodo, hey! We really gotta run away! (Get him!)
Gandalf, don't just stand there, save the day!
Gollum ain't able to lead, we're all gonna die! (Yeah prob'ly)
We won't be able to get out of this marshland barely alive
(Oh yuck!) That a bird or a plane? I can barely decide.
I think it's a flying Nazgul, shouldn't we hide? (Go ahead)
All of my life I've been trimming outside
I've thought about Rosie for years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(whoops)
Incredible character incredible book (Gandalf's not dead!?)
I've got good looks, I'm hot like those guys, the Tooks
When I was hungry I used to cook rabbits with chips
[Gollum] "What is the fat hobbit doing?
He ruinses it!" (Wah Wah!)
I lay awake and try to think of my bed
But I can't sleep, there's a great dirty root in my head (OW!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrrggghhh!)
By the way, I'm cur-i-ous a tad
Why didn't Bilbo slit Gollum's throat, with that chance he had?
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
Hi! my name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (tickee tickee) Sam Gamgee
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Very humorous and the pacing is excellent. Thanks John.
Thank you very much. I was worried people would get annoyed with all the Lotr spoofs I'm doing. Thanks for voting.
It looks like someone just gave me straight 2's. If you don't like my parody tell me why. I don't think this is a "2" quality parody and I don't handle rejection well. *bursts into tears and runs up to room to eat a 10 gallon drum of ice cream*
Hi John :) I don't know Eminem, so I didn't vote...but I just can't imagine Sam swearing :-D This is a cool story though. As for the bad votes, it happens. If it's a good parody (and I am confident it is) more voters will vote positively and raise your ratings.
I'm just proud that I could rhyme Equestrians with pedestrians.
By the way, he only curses once. ;)
Hmm... someone is insisting on giving me low scores.
Hot like the Tooks - that's funny!! Nice job again, John! I gave ya a "high five"!! That should help counter the lowballer! You deserve better! LOTR RULES!
I thought it was great! Don't worry about the low scores, someone's just jealous! ;-)
LORT ROCKS! Awesome parody too! Fits the story well!
Hell, you know your LOTR!! Another great one. Loved the Aragorn one too. Now, if you could make videos to all these.. hehe
Saw the last two lord of the rings movies. Sam is a very interesting character. This is also Eminem's best tune as it is originally funny and is worthy of initation. I must say absolutely brilliant!!! (all fives from me)
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