I met her at the corner
In her shabby lil' dress
do you want me she says
just know that Im the best
Romantic Comedies
With Mathew McConaughey
and here is your own invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Eat that then make a bet
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Ghetto Queen
Makes the best gelatine
She shot me with a laserbeam
You know this girl blows your mind
Anytime
Ooh, and I bought her at half price
I love a girl with an appetite
Wanna try ?


pregnancy complications
She had to change her home address
In conversation
she challenged me to a game of chess
Met a man from Detoit
Went down to Geiser VonPoint
(Ghetto, Ghetto, she's a Ghetto Queen)
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Her stinch came naturally from Garbage (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
So ugly yet so nice

She's a Ghetto Queen
Makes the best gelatine
She shot me with a laserbeam
You know this girl blows your mind
Anytime

Drop off her fat ,clean her nasty as
Nasty as an alley cat
Viagra put me into action
Cuz you know im out of gas
She absolutely drives you wild, wild..
She's Queen of the Ghetto

She's a Ghetto Queen
Makes the best gelatine
She shot me with a laserbeam
You know this girl blows your mind
Anytime

Ooh, and I bought her at half price
I love a girl with an appetite
Wanna try ?
You wanna try...