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Song Parodies -> "The Moonwalker Medley"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"The Moonwalker Medley"

Parody Written by:

White Mystery

The Lyrics

I have a new addiction in the form of the Genesis "Moonwalker" game. Haven't played it? How can you live with yourself? The game features a badly drawn 8-bit Michael Jackson and his chimp Bubbles on the sets of various Jackson videos using his "magic powers" to "rescue" children in destress. It packs a greatest hits soundtrack, greatly interpreted by the music engine of the Sega into MIDI style songs. Sounds like an award winner guys! I had to write this to, in essence, take the eyes off the baby dangling, plastic surgery getting, child groping, freak of today's Michael and put them back on the glory days...when he was black. And plus I've had smooth criminal stuck in my head for days. ENJOI!
Moonwalker Medley

(Smooth Criminal)

Babies hanging out the window
And some sexual innuendoes
Take your eyes off the controversy
And put them on something worth it

Michael, are you okay? You Okay?
You okay Michael?
So forget this, Play Genesis
Moonwalker, ya'll!

(Beat It)

How come this game's so difficult man?
It's such a kiddie game I just don't understand
This game's so hard, made by some guys in Japan
Can't beat it, I'm on level 2 still
Can't beat it, beat it
All the bosses can't defeat them
Can't beat it, beat it


This game is mine
Playin' it all night
Keep getting' Michael
Into a fight
This chimp and me
Bubbles by name
Do magic stuff
In Michael's game
Come on, Come on
Gonna beat this, all right
I've got it bad; it's bad, Come on!
I've got it bad, I've heard, ya know
Eating at me like a cancer 'til I play that game again
It's Bad

(Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough)

Keep on with the game don't stop
I can't stop 'cause I play too much

Can't pee my pants on fire
Ain't nothin' like a game desire
I love it like a brother yes (yes!)
Asking (Ah Asking) what they staring at (what?)
So let this game take on my mind
I won't be complaining
'Cause this is game power

(Thriller [Climax of the Medley])

It's moonwalker, moonwalker guys
Now he's invading Sega and invading all our lives
It's moonwalker, moonwalker guys
You're fighting up against a killer guy
Moonwalker night

You hear the door slam and flip a quarter in the jukebox
You do some cool dancing and some say it rocks
Who ever made this game sure had some imagination
But all the while you here the music playing in the background
MIDI sound!

It's moonwalker, moonwalker guys
Now he's invading Sega and invading all our lives
It's moonwalker, moonwalker guys
You're fighting up against a killer guy
Moonwalker night

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Total Votes: 11

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paul - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
ChuckyG - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Comments file fixed.
Kim - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
It's cruel. Why can't you make summit up without makin fun of sum1?
Ashley Wilson - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was not a very nice thing to say about Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson is the best musician then all of the others in the world. Some people must be very carefull of what they say about celebriti's. Michael is the most talented person that I know. I know I herd nasty rumors about him being gay. But he's not. Michael makes very good songs. And noone should pick on him. He's just lost in an adult world roght now.
Ana - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I admit I wrote a rather silly parody about Yankees First Baseman Jason Giambi breaking bats under the title of 'If You Broke the Bat,' but I learned a lesson myself: being not to go around insulting people when writing parodies. Your parody was in between. Yes, I did play the 'Moonwalker' game as a little girl.
bre - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I watched the moonwalker movie does tht count? i loooove mj! Moonwalker™!

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