Song Parodies -> "Crappy"

Original Song Title:

"Happy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Crappy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I processed this song, and when it should be up on the website, it wasn't. So, I'm sending it in again, and it hopefully will be posted correctly.

Well, I never kept clean undies past sunset.
I always made a mess in my pants.
Never could control being crappy.
Never had a single chance, oh, no.
I need some help, to keep from crapping.
I need some lax, cause I'm so crappy.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crapping.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crappy.

Always took ex-lax from strangers
Had problems with my back end
Always had to change my blue jeans
Cause I had always the runs, my friend.
I need some help, to keep from crapping.
I need some lax, baby, help, I'm so crappy.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crapping.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crappy.

I need some help, to keep from crapping.
I need some lax, cause I'm so crappy.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crapping.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crappy.

Never could keep my crap in my tail.
When I sat myself down on the throne.
Never got any help from doctors
They just treat my kidney stones.
I need some help, to keep from crapping.
I need some lax, cause I'm so crappy.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crapping.
Baby, baby, wontcha help, I'm crappy.

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