Well I'm just a bounty hunter, but I've been so highly stressed
Someone made a major blunder, so I guess I'll go get dressed
So I've got to find the metroids, and my name's Samus Aran
Yes, a woman does this better than a man

Yes, I know you're wonderin' 'bout me. There's a girl in here, surprise!
With this big suit all around me, all that you see is my eyes
I have just lost all my weapons, and they are really hard to find
And without them, well...I guess I'm in a bind

Will you help me find my missiles? Are they hiding over there?
Of your help, I need a little. There are creatures everywhere.
Well I'm nearly naked, without my weapons, I just won't make it

(a few hours later)

Well, I think that I'll just shoot you, with my beam that's made of ice
Then my screw attack will boot you as I'm flipping through the skies
I've defeated all the monsters, and they've really been a pain
Now there's one boss left: the evil Mother Brain

Will you help me find my missiles? Are they hiding over there?
Of your help, I need a little. There are creatures everywhere.
Well I'm nearly naked, without my weapons, I just won't make it