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Song Parodies -> "Beans and Rice"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Beans and Rice"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Pardue

The Lyrics

Beans and rice, beans and rice
Every bathtime you greet me
Small and light, public plight
You make parties so stinky

Blossom of nose may you curl my toes
Curl my toes forever
Beans and rice, beans and rice
Bless my rear-end forever

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 26

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   0
 3   1
 4   4
 5   17

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Royce Miller - March 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is like some real strong espresso--kind of got me going this morning

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