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Song Parodies -> "To All The Spods I've Ressed Before"
Original Song Title:
"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"
Original Performer:
Willie Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"To All The Spods I've Ressed Before"
Parody Written by:
Jim A
The Lyrics
for anyone familiar with talkers/ew-toos/muds....etc
To all the Spods I've ressed before
on Talkers they idle some more
so the words weren't as long
I spelt my greetings wrong
To all the Spods I've ressed before
My real life friends were not impressed
I spodded on without int'rest
my connection was slow
and of the lag I'd moan
To all the Spods I've ressed before
The Broadband change will keep it going
and back online I go to stay
my phone line stays, the modem's going
and I'll just stay online all day
To all the Spods who have a life
who now don't connect everynight
so they don't stay as long
they idle and they're gone
just all the Spods I've ressed before
These abbreviations we see
like L O L and B R B
the message they impart
loses me from the start
To all the Spods I've ressed before
The modem's lame, will keep it going?
and so online I hope to stay
my phone line stays, the modem's going
and I'll just stay online all day
To all the Spods we've ressed before
on Talkers they'll idle some more
and though they won't stay long
they idle and they're gone
They're all the Spods we've ressed before
To all the Spods we've ressed before
on Talkers they'll idle some more
and though they won't stay long
they idle and they're gone
They're all the Spods we've ressed before
on Talkers they idle some more
so the words weren't as long
I spelt my greetings wrong
To all the Spods I've ressed before
My real life friends were not impressed
I spodded on without int'rest
my connection was slow
and of the lag I'd moan
To all the Spods I've ressed before
The Broadband change will keep it going
and back online I go to stay
my phone line stays, the modem's going
and I'll just stay online all day
To all the Spods who have a life
who now don't connect everynight
so they don't stay as long
they idle and they're gone
just all the Spods I've ressed before
These abbreviations we see
like L O L and B R B
the message they impart
loses me from the start
To all the Spods I've ressed before
The modem's lame, will keep it going?
and so online I hope to stay
my phone line stays, the modem's going
and I'll just stay online all day
To all the Spods we've ressed before
on Talkers they'll idle some more
and though they won't stay long
they idle and they're gone
They're all the Spods we've ressed before
To all the Spods we've ressed before
on Talkers they'll idle some more
and though they won't stay long
they idle and they're gone
They're all the Spods we've ressed before
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