Song Parodies ->Authors -> Arwen
As my two year anniversary of being a site resident draws nearer, I have finally decided to write one of these things. Nobody could ever accuse me of being quick on the uptake...
I began writing parodies when I was 12-ish...in an effort to annoy people. Oh, how my intentions have changed. Until I found the site I thought that I was part of a rare breed...you know, it was me and Weird Al, and the guys at Low Book Sales...(Utah thing...though I'm from Wyoming)...so I was more than tickled to find an online community full of folks who knew what the art of parody was all about. It became my goal to infiltrate said community and to become their Queen. Yeah...I'll leave it to you to decide if I've accomplished that one yet...
Given my chosen screen name, I submitted mostly LOTR related stuff at first...and then slowly began sharing, through parody, the essential truths that make me who I am. In case you haven't read my discography yet...here's all you really need to know about me:
1. I am unrelentingly charming and adorable. This is indisputable. I only mention it so much because it adds to said charm.
2. I am also unrelentingly clumsy. Were it not for my charm and adorable-ness...I would have been voted "Most Likely to Break Her Back While Dancing" in High School. Sadly, those who were inclined to give me said title would eventually be proven right. Seriously. I did that once. Thankfully, I was not paralyzed...and my full mobility has allowed me to continue falling at ridiculous times and places throughout my life.
3. I am somewhat prone to attracting the 'wrong' men. I am, therefore, single...at least until Vin Diesel gives up the "I'm not in love with Arwen" charade and comes to marry me. I have every bit of confidence that he will.
4. I am, on occassion, a bit of a flirt. Just a little one. You probably wouldn't even notice that if I didn't point it out.
And finally...
5. I am, in spite of the countless arguments to the contrary, my biggest fan. I couldn't love myself more if I tried. And trust me, I've tried.
So, that's me in a nutshell. If you want to know more...you have to read the stuff. I think I'm known for writing 'slice of life' type stuff...and a large portion of my work is based on stuff that has actually happened to me. I'll leave it to you to figure out what's real and what isn't.
Thanks for checking my page out...
Have fun...
And just admit it...you already have a little bit of a crush on me, don't you? ; )
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Frodo | Venus | Bananarama | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 145 | |
| My Elf Crush is Bi | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 142 | |
| Ring Bearing Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 145 | |
| Arwen's Lament 2 | Head Over Feet | Alanis Morrisette | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 165 | |
| Arwen's Lament | You Oughta Know | Alanis Morrisette | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 220 | |
| Mayo | Hello | Neil Diamond | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 127 | |
| Cranberry Juice | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 135 | |
| Nameless | Shameless | Garth Brooks or Billy Joel | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 145 | |
| Celebrity Affirmation | Affirmation | Savage Garden | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 156 | |
| We Need Three New Jugs | How Deep Is Your Love? | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| 'Cuz There's No Turkey | Because You Loved Me | Celine Dion | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| My Favorite LOTR Things | My Favorite Things | Maria in 'The Sound of Music' | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 213 | |
| The Longest Time (my LOTR obsession) | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Thank You Tolkien | Thank You | Alanis Morrisette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| An Ode to Strong Bad | The Way You Make Me Feel | Michael Jackson | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| I Will Walk to Mordor | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 104 | |
| Let's Hear it For the Elf | Let's Hear it For the Boy | Denise Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| A Song about Sugar Cravings... | Lost in Your Eyes | Debbie Gibson | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 156 | |
| Mortal Ho-bag | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit | Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| My Name is Arwen | My Name is Luka | Suzanne Vega | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 235 | |
| Tricksy Little Hobbitsss | Rainy Days and Mondays | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 139 | |
| A Subtle Plea | My Name Is Luka | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Rohan's Girl | Jessie's Girl | Rick Springfield | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 164 | |
| My Theatre Experience | Tom's Diner | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| I Just Watched 'Gigli' | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Get Ready (Faramir's Song) | Get Ready | The Temptations | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 660 | |
| My Guy (Arwen's version) | My Guy | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Can't Believe It's Over | Don't Dream It's Over | Crowded House | 4.4 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 815 | |
| I've Got the Damn Flu | Why Can't I | Liz Phair | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 178 | |
| So Long, Farewell (An LOTR Curtain Call) | So Long, Farewell | The Von Trapp Family Singers | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 1079 | |
| Lost For Words | Lost in Love | Air Supply | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 199 | |
| The Fall of the Stumbler | The Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 122 | |
| We Wrote These Emails | We Built This City | Starship | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Cherish (My Anti Management Song) | Cherish | Madonna | 2.8 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 134 | |
| Worthless Ringwraiths | Wonderwall | Oasis | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 166 | |
| Somebody Help Me (I Can't Reach the Highest Shelf) | Don't Let Me Get Me | Pink | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Fall Down | Downtown | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Losing to the Cougars (Is So Crappy!) | Sunshine on my Shoulders (Makes me Happy) | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Bad Conjugation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 208 | |
| I Can't Write About Lord of the Rings | Strong Enough | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Lash Out at Me (The woes of Samwise Gamgee) | Crash Into Me | The Dave Matthews Band | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 183 | |
| I Broke My Back | I Want You Back | NSYNC | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 183 | |
| Messaging (My Battle with Text Messaging) | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| Wasting Time at Work | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Don't Blame Me For That Fart | Don't Go Breakin' My Heart | Elton John & Kiki Dee | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 144 | |
| Somebody Stole My Sweater | Even The Nights Are Better | Air Supply | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 232 | |
| Don't Buy Me Gloves | Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 124 | |
| I'm Going to Get to You (Padfoot's song for Wormtail) | From Me to You | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Waiting for The Prisoner of Azkaban | Let it Be | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 113 | |
| A Hogwarts Fight Song | Oklahoma! | The Cast of Oklahoma! | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 207 | |
| He's Loose From Azkaban | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 142 | |
| Do You Really Think I'm Vain? | Have You Ever Seen the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 171 | |
| There's A Stain | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Mister Lupin | Mr. Postman | The Carpenters | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| I Just Need to Pout (The Bratty Girlfriend Song) | We Can Work it Out | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| Hey Dude (I'm talking to YOU, Cuaron) | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| The Ballad of Sam & Frodo | The Ballad of John & Yoko | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| I Hate When My Legs Look White | The Way You Look Tonight | Tony Bennett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 212 | |
| Here's to You, Kristof Robertson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 158 | |
| That's Where Crickets Will Hide | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| I'm On Fire & I'm in Pain | Fire and Rain | James Taylor | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 133 | |
| Arwen's Theme (When I Get Stuck Out With a Guy Who's Really Zitty) | Arthur's Theme (When You Get Caught Between the Moon & New York City) | Christopher Cross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| She's Turned Blue | She Love's You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Glancing's Mean | Dancing Queen | Abba | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Pull Your Pants Up, Please | Take a Chance on Me | ABBA | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 3877 | |
| My Name is Arwen (If you love me, you'll read this) | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Got Caught Getting Net Friendly (Oh What a Fight) | December 1963 (Oh What a Night) | The Four Seasons (featuring Frankie Valli) | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| Hey, When I Wanna (My typical dating cycle) | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| A Residential Film | Experimental Film | They Might Be Giants | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| I Need To Find a Man | The Leader of the Band | Dan Fogelberg | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Writing's What I Love (my take on the whole voting fiasco) | Friday I'm in Love | The Cure | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| I've Broken A Bone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James and the Shondells | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 221 | |
| Smile (The Cheer Up Ashkicksass Song) | Smile (The Charlie Chaplin Song) | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 130 | |
| I Only Love You For Your Car | Just the Way You Are | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| We'll Make Fun of You | Three's Company (Theme Song) | Jack & Chrissy & Janet?? | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 175 | |
| Parody (Or, The Lack Thereof) | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 107 | |
| Smooshed A Big Spider | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 496 | |
| I Don't Like Being Stalked By You | I Only Want To Be With You | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 615 | |
| I'm Not a Fan | The Candyman | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 197 | |
| It's A Pain | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| (You Make Me Feel Like) Punching You, Patrolman! | (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman | Carole King | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| I'll Borrow | Tomorrow | The Cast of Annie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| I'm So Clumsy--Ow! | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| I Saw His Body Hair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 646 | |
| Visa's Preferred | Grease (Is the Word) | Frankie Valli | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 171 | |
| Tech Support Fred | Lady in Red | Chris De Burgh | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| The Price is High | The Tide is High | Blondie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Gotta Go! | Let it Snow | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 217 | |
| Melanoma! | Oklahoma! | Rodgers and Hammerstein | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 123 | |
| I Hope You Laugh | I Hope You Dance | Lee Ann Womack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| This Guy's So Gross To Me | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| (I Spent Just a) Bit More Than He'd Planned | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 100 | |
| Could I Have a Tiny Little Kiss, Miss? | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 145 | |
| A Gumball Broke My Tooth | The Policy of Truth | Depeche Mode | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 191 | |
| I'd Be Vin Diesel's Wife (among others) | You Light Up My Life | Debbie Boone | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 367 | |
| Say, Say, Say (HAPPY B-DAY ASHKICKSASS!) | Say, Say, Say | Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| That's What Friends Are For (For Ashkicksass) | That's What Friends Are For | Dionne W, Elton J, Gladys K, & Stevie W | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 130 | |
| Shame! | Fame! | Irene Cara | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 231 | |
| Help, I Can't Reach | Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 131 | |
| Mister Bloom | In My Room | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 116 | |
| My Pants Are Too Tight | Let's Go Fly a Kite | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 587 | |
| Working To Pay Back The Zoo | Working My Way Back To You | Frankie Valli And the Four Seasons | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 190 | |
| Always Suspects Walking Behind Me | Always Something There To Remind Me | Naked Eyes | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 189 | |
| It's Still Not Parole For Me | It's Still Rock and Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| When It's Time To Buy A Car... | When You Wish Upon A Star | Disney/Jiminy Cricket | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 135 | |
| You Really Hurt My Feelings | You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 1160 | |
| Spending | Windy | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Will You Wear the Pants? | Do You Wanna Dance? | The Ramones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Divine Goddess of the Brave New World | Everybody Wants to Rule the World | Tears For Fears | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| Get Off the Boat | Don't Rock the Boat | Hues Corporation | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Anaconda | Help Me, Rhonda | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 125 | |
| It's My Part (He Went and Gave it to Dumb Sue) | It's My Party | Lesley Gore | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 167 | |
| Think I've Got a Crush on Harry Potter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Tell Her About It (things you shouldn't keep from | Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 380 | |
| Wrong Time Reliever | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 102 | |
| You Can't Be Boba Fett | You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 647 | |
| Crazy Makin' Printer | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Everything I Know About You Is All Wrong | I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song | Jim Croce | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 128 | |
| The Sounds Through My Vents | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| I Am Undead | I Am, I Said | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Piano Ban | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| When I Shove Her | And I Love Her | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| (I Might Be) Wrong This Time | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| I Broke His Nose | And So It Goes | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| Traits of the Guy Who Should Give Me a Ring | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews/The Sound of Music | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 479 | |
| Booty's Unreleased | Beauty and the Beast | Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 192 | |
| The Glove | The Rose | Bette Midler | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 120 | |
| What's the Most Wonderful Kind of Career? | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 118 | |
| Say, Where Did My Date Wayne Go? | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| I Complain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| Pete Cut in Line! | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 113 | |
| Drip Dryin' Today | Slip Sliding Away | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 139 | |
| One Bloke Oughta Be Fine (A Springer Show Anthem) | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer and Shipley | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 127 | |
| No Buddy Don't Unfetter | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 105 | |
| Keep Avoiding You | Keep On Lovin' You | REO Speedwagon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 317 | |
| Don't Know Who I'll Invite (to the Company Party) | The Way You Look Tonight | Tony Bennett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I Caught Tommy Sniffing Hannah's Bras | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| (My Guy) Wants a Little Help With My Friend | With a Little Help From My Friend | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Conceive | Believe | Cher | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Buy Me Shoes | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 122 | |
| Can't Find Me a Guy | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 524 | |
| Wish Joaq Were Mine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 107 | |
| A Throne Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| The Major-Gold Digger's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 475 | |
| 50 Days to Find a Lover | 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 281 | |
| My Fav'rite Colleagues | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| The X-Woman Wannabe's Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 428 | |
| The Worst Day Ever (An Anti-Trampoline Song) | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Mike's Wife | My Life | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 161 | |
| Louisiana (And the Purchase Thereof) | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| The Writer We Know As Jeff Reuben | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Red Rubber Bra | Red Rubber Ball | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 489 | |
| One Week (Straining To Write Something For SOTM) | One Week | Barenaked Ladies | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Love Pretender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 317 | |
| She's In the Loch | I Wanna Rock | Twisted Sister | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| That Poison Strummer | The Boys of Summer | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Heaven Only Knows | Underneath Your Clothes | Shakira | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 228 | |
| Workin' Girl Blues | Cocaine Blues | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Better Not Count On Me | Love In The First Degree | Alabama | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Head Banging Men! | It's Raining Men! | The Weather Girls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| A Study Of The Mind Of A Single Woman | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Ever Since A Lion Ate My Hand | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| It Ain't Chevy, It's Your Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Told Me Without Any Warning | Oh What A Beautiful Morning | Rodgers and Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Choked Aroma! | Oklahoma! | Rodgers and Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Pate | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Gnomes Abound | Homeward Bound | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Spell Check Woman | Redneck Woman | Gretchen Wilson | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 223 | |
| Different Bum | Different Drum | Linda Ronstadt | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 165 | |
| Eyeshadow | Moonshadow | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Springfield | Downtown | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| I Didn't Join the Choir | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 376 | |
| We're Cleanin' Now | Peroxide Swing | Michael Buble | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Robot In Disguise | Lost In Your Eyes | Debbie Gibson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 361 | |
| This New Part Of Mine (Can't Make It Through) | This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You) | The Isley Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| I Play Guitar Hero All Nite, And Halo Every Day! | Rock And Roll All Nite | KISS | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 992 | |
| On Halloween | Come On Eileen | Save Ferris | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| Lumberjack Fighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| What Compels Me Not To Bathe When I Should? | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Serenade | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| I Hold Scissors When I Run (And Other Bad Habits) | The House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 372 | |
| Body Hair | Solitaire | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Amazing Fashion Show | Experimental Film | They Might Be Giants | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| S.O.S. (Rescue Me--Crazy Dream Version) | S.O.S. (Rescue Me) | Rihanna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 435 | |
| Already Blonde | Already Gone | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Night Vision | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| The Search Is Over (My Science Project) | The Search Is Over | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 413 | |
| Office Party/Conga Line | Summer of 69 | Bryan Adams | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 479 | |
| It's All Been Done | It's All Been Done | Barenaked Ladies | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 224 | |
| Platonic? (Mixed Signals) | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 291 | |
| A Lover of Crust | A Matter of Trust | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| I Hate Krispy Kremes | I Go To Extremes | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Hannah Montana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 869 | |
| Brad Dumped His Wife; Got Me Instead | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | BJ Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| My New Furry Love | You Can't Hurry Love | The Supremes | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 231 | |
| Cart Wranglin' Guy | Wanted Dead or Alive | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 166 | |
| Who Put The 'Mote (A Couch Potato's Anthem) | Who Put The Bomp (In the Bomp Bomp Bomp) | Barry Mann | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 202 | |
| Croquet | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 136 | |
| Hot N Old (A Cougar's Anthem) | Hot N Cold | Katy Perry | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 644 | |
| So Many Beings I Love (But I Won't Do Cats) | I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) | Meat Loaf | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 176 | |
| Escape (The Trapped By Cannibals Song) | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 556 | |
| Guys From the Shire | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| You Need to Shake My Hand | The Leader of the Band | Dan Fogelberg | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 149 | |
| Hey There Delilah (Of Late Night Radio Fame) | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| Fell In Love With Spock | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri-Las | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Take A Vow (As Sung By Your Bitter, Always Single, In Denial, Friend) | Take A Bow | Rihanna | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| Breaking Stuff In Vegas | Waking Up In Vegas | Katy Perry | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 143 | |
| Trailer Park Beauty Queen | Seventeen | Winger | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Printer's On The Fritz (Among Other Things!) | Puttin' On The Ritz | Taco | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| The Joys of Halloween In Wyoming | They Don't Know | Tracey Ullman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Brady Bunch Tonight | Waiting For Tonight | Jennifer Lopez | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 65 |
