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Song Parodies -> "Say, Where Did My Date Wayne Go?"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Say, Where Did My Date Wayne Go?"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Say, where did my date Wayne go?
Where's that guy?
He's a man that I scared off
When I choked on my pie

Hey there, did my date Wayne go
Be-hind you?
How he screamed when banana cream
Made my face turn blue

Don't think he could have gotten far
Maybe he's waiting in the bar behind me
I gagged three times at him and dropped
Don't think that his love would've stopped
'Cause he's so kindly

I swear, where did ol' Wayne go?
He's so spry
I think he went insane, oh
Seeing my bulging eyes

Out in the lot, can't see his car
I wonder if he's circling, try'n to find me
I'm waiting for ten minutes, tops
And then I'll have to call the cops
I'm so inclined, see

So, where did my date Wayne go?
Won't de-ny
He left me in such pain, oh
Without saying goodbye

So my windpipe was obscured, why
Did my date Wayne go
Why, oh why, oh why?


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Tim Mayfield - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
No offense and great title, but if you choke on banana cream pie, you are going to be hard to insure... Reminds me of a Carol Burnett sketch where the salesman ALMOST sells them life insurance.
John Barry - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
A garland of fives.
Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Where did Wayne go? Into the basement, to do his show with Garth. Party on, Arwen!
Rick C - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This was so sad, I got all choked up...555
Phil Alexander - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you might find he's at Old Trafford tonight...


..brilliant, Arwen :-)
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
nah, i wasn't getting fresh, this is the heimlich manuever, honest... 5s....fun parody
Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Gosh...I think I have to go wash my brain out with soap...ummm...Good parody...fun - 5's ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Wayne is a wimp, he should have stayed and resqued you. What a bass-turd. We could have lost you Arwen, be more careful next time. ;-)
Jeff Reuben - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice =)
PMS - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Throughly delectable song!
Arwen - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Tim...well, I also trip on thin air, and fall off of stationary bikes...but don't tell my insurance company. 5s for you, for mentioning Carol B...she's a hero of mine.

John...Thanks very much!

Michael...oh, I'll party on, for sure. It's kind of my thing. Partying on. Thanks!

Rick...there there...I survived...that's all that mattered, right? Thank you...

Phil...=) Thanks!

Alvin...seriously, you weren't getting fresh? Dammit...; ) Thanks!

Paul...well, I probably could have told you that ages ago...; ) Thank you!

Red Ant...thanks for the advice. I'm never dating a guy named Wayne again. Unless he's rich. Or really hot. And then, I will insist upon calling him something else...like Vin.

Jeff...well, thanks...=)

PMS...not quite as delectable as banana cream pie...I'll admit...but thanks!!
Kat - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen, I am moved with pity for you.
Dee Range - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Your stumbles and bad dates would make a good movie...KLUTZ...or something similar. Excellent work here, as usual.
Arwen - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Kat...thanks...but it's not necessary...you should really feel sorry for Wayne...I mean...look what he's missing out on...

Dee...you know, I've always considered them more appropriate for a sitcom...something new and embarrassing every week...=) Thanks a bunch!
stuart mcarthur - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Or following on from Dee's movie suggestion, "WAYNE'S HURLED" - probably from eating the leftovers from that pie - 555
Arwen - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Except for the word "hurl" is not allowed in anything having to do with me. ; )

Thanks, Stuart!
Johnny D - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Great rhyming to the original song, Arwen --- always a feature I like to see, and one I usually strive for in my own parodies. Well done!
Arwen - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...=)
carol - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo!! 5's
Arwen - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Carol!
Ashkicksass - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
What a bastard!
Arwen - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Tell me about it. I mean, I broke one of my many dating rules and went out with him in SPITE of the fact that his name is Wayne...and he treats me like that??? ; )

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