-> "Hannah Montana"
Original Song Title:
"Copacabana"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hannah Montana"
The Lyrics
His name was Billy
A would be crooner
Donning a mullet, got his start
With an "Achy Breaky Heart"
He was a big star
For fifteen minutes
And when his star began to fade
Mortgage still had to be paid
“I’ve got a daughter now
She could be my cash cow!”
Sent her off to the Disney Channel
And they changed her—Pow!
Into Hannah! Hannah Montana
They mark-et-ed head, toes, and can-a
Oh that Hannah! Hannah Montana
What ignoramus thought she should be famous?
He made Hannah…with father’s love
(Hannah…Hannah Montana)
Renamed her Miley
Thought it was better
By far that the first name he chose
Dressed her up in flashy clothes
Became an Idol
The fan girls loved her
But now it’s gone a bit too far
More than just a TV star
Her face is everywhere
I scratch my head and stare
She’s got CDs, a line of clothing
Products for hair care!
All by Hannah! Hannah Montana
Showcase her face on your Day Planna
She is Hannah! Hannah Montana
Oh what a winner, always pays for dinner
We got Hannah…from father’s love
(Hannah…Hannah Montana)
(Hannah…Hannah Montana)
(Hannah Montana)
(Ahhhhhhh)
(Hannah….Hannah Montana)
(Hannah Montana)
(Hannah Montana)
(Acting and singing…bank roll cha-chinging)
(Instrumental)
So she’s got millions
And her own island
Her dresses now are cut too low
And her legs she likes to show
And then there’s Billy
He lives in comfort
Thanks to the daughter that he sold
He’ll be set now when he’s old
She poses, skin so bare
Shots for Van-i-ty Fair
She lost her youth, but he got his money
So he does not care!
He loves Hannah! Hannah Montana
She bought his six-ty room cabana
She’s his Hannah! Hannah Montana
Plotting with style he cashed in big with Miley
Pretty Hannah…her father’s love
Her father’s love
(Hannah Montana)
(Fade to end)
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