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Song Parodies -> "Hannah Montana"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Hannah Montana"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

His name was Billy
A would be crooner
Donning a mullet, got his start
With an "Achy Breaky Heart"
He was a big star
For fifteen minutes
And when his star began to fade
Mortgage still had to be paid
“I’ve got a daughter now
She could be my cash cow!”
Sent her off to the Disney Channel
And they changed her—Pow!

Into Hannah! Hannah Montana
They mark-et-ed head, toes, and can-a
Oh that Hannah! Hannah Montana
What ignoramus thought she should be famous?
He made Hannah…with father’s love

(Hannah…Hannah Montana)

Renamed her Miley
Thought it was better
By far that the first name he chose
Dressed her up in flashy clothes
Became an Idol
The fan girls loved her
But now it’s gone a bit too far
More than just a TV star
Her face is everywhere
I scratch my head and stare
She’s got CDs, a line of clothing
Products for hair care!

All by Hannah! Hannah Montana
Showcase her face on your Day Planna
She is Hannah! Hannah Montana
Oh what a winner, always pays for dinner
We got Hannah…from father’s love

(Hannah…Hannah Montana)
(Hannah…Hannah Montana)
(Hannah Montana)
(Hannah….Hannah Montana)
(Hannah Montana)
(Hannah Montana)
(Acting and singing…bank roll cha-chinging)


So she’s got millions
And her own island
Her dresses now are cut too low
And her legs she likes to show
And then there’s Billy
He lives in comfort
Thanks to the daughter that he sold
He’ll be set now when he’s old
She poses, skin so bare
Shots for Van-i-ty Fair
She lost her youth, but he got his money
So he does not care!

He loves Hannah! Hannah Montana
She bought his six-ty room cabana
She’s his Hannah! Hannah Montana
Plotting with style he cashed in big with Miley
Pretty Hannah…her father’s love
Her father’s love

(Hannah Montana)

(Fade to end)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 46

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   2
 4   0
 5   43

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Claude Prez - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Whoa, I woulda bet my own island that someone woulda done this one already. If I had one, I mean. Anyway, great stuff, though I have to admit my 10-year-old loves the show (even if she doesn't care for the music; she prefers the Beatles). Anyway, loved the "style he / Miley rhyme in particular.
Matthias - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant! This one is going to be hard to beat. Great slam on a artist (and I use that word loosely, might I add) that doesn't really get hit all that often although she more than deserves it.
McKludge - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Sadly, my nieces love Miley/Hanna. I've tried to get them to listen to actual talented musicians, but they have been dumbed down by the Disney Channel and Cartoon Network. I weep for the next generation.

oh yeah, excellent parody.
Arwen - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Claude...hey thanks! Nice to see you around here...I feel like it's been a while. That might be due to my own absence, you know...I'll just assume you've been around. =) I was SO paranoid that someone would have already done this, though. I checked and rechecked and checked again. I googled it, in case someone did it somewhere else...because it just seemed TOO obvious to me. Coming up dry in my searches, though, I proceeded with caution. =) I'm glad you liked it...

Matty...thanks a ton. You shouldn't have to worry about beating this's not for the contest. I know it's been a while, but I DO sometimes write things just for the sake of submitting them. =) Anyway...the OS is from 1978, so it wouldn't work for this round even if I'd intended it to. I've yet to come up with something for Ages. Eeek!

McKludge...Thanks a ton. I'm sure that your nieces will be reformed eventually. =)
nally - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it! I have to admit that I enjoy watching the show (even as a guy in my late 20s); I think there's some hilarious dialogue on it. Anyway, I think this is good stuff. And good choice of O.S. 5-5-5.
Tim Hall - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on this one!
littleCupCakes - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Lady Arwen, I am the proud, if not peeved, Aunt of a ~HannahMO~ fan !! My 10-yr old niece craves "anything" related to MileyCyrus! MC is a darling girl, and I wish her all the best in a Career filled with zaniness!
JP - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I despise Hannah Montana so this parody made my day. Awesome job Arwen. =)
Leo Keough - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I love it when someone sees the obvious title switch that no one else saw and then makes good on the theme - Great job!
Timmy1000 - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah! She had it coming. Great parody. I like Miley - but only because Joel McHale can make fun of her on The Soup.
TJC - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic, Arwen! I hear, to compete with Lohan and her ilk, she's contemplating changing 'Montana' to 'Idaho'...
Leo Keough - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
So would that make her Imaho Idaho?
Arwen - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
nally...=) Thanks a bunch. I promise not to hold it against you that you like the show. I've actually never even watched it. My disdain for MC stems from the fact that when I went to Disneyland in October, they closed the park down early for her birthday party. Lame. LAME! Thanks again!

Tim...thanks very much!
BR> littleCupCakes...I have several nieces and honestly don't know if any of them are fans. I should probably not show this to them, lest they think the coolest aunt in the world has lost it. ; )

JP...glad to do you a service. Thanks!

Leo...I especially love it when that person is me. ; ) Thanks a bunch!


TJC...Hee! Thank you!

Christie Marie M - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Way to go, Arwen! I enjoyed reading/singing parodies relating to teen idols. Yep, Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus' pics have been plastered on every front page of Kewl, J-16, Astro Girl, etc. My niece as well as my friend's nieces are big fans of Hannah Montana as well. I gave them Hannah CD's, DVD's, and her dolls for Christmas last year and they loved it! I wrote the same parody of this song about a teen idol, except he's from Nickelodeon (Devon Werkheiser of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide), as Hannah's a Disney teen idol. Anyways, Hannah Montana's got my vote! 555. - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yay for Arwen! Bonus points for "can-a" and "style he / Miley." I've been mulling (mulleting?) over a parody with this same title, but it's to a different tune, so if I ever do it, just know that I didn't steal your idea. As far as you know.
MrMacphisto - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job... 5-5-5
Andria - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Matthias, and I think that Miley/Hannah deserves to have as many nasty (in terms of reference to her) parodies written about her as is possible. In fact, I might write at least one myself since I hate Disney so much. (I hate Disney because of its tendency to water down traditional fairy tales and literary works, specifically, "Pocahontas", "Arabian Nights" [Aladdin], and "Cinderella", not to mention getting little kids hooked on shows meant for preteens that suck in every way (High School Musical, That's So Raven, Hannah Montana). Nevertheless, 5s for you, Arwen!
Arwen - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie...thanks a ton! I appreciate it!

Spaff...I'd love it if you stole my idea, actually. Even though your version would inevitably trump mine, and memories of my HM parody would be lost in obscurity...I would take pride in knowing that I inspired you somehow. if you didn't steal my idea...just pretend that you did. M'kay?

MrMacphisto...excellent comment! ; ) Thanks!

Andria...okay, hold your horses lady...if we're going to fight over the coolness or non-coolness of Disney, I gotta put my boxing gloves on. I mean, Hannah Montana is one thing, but I'm pretty much an old school Disney be prepared for battle if you really want to go there. ; ) Thanks, by the way. =)
2Eagle - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
It's a good thing she changed her name - to get rid of the stigma.
Silver Power - February 06, 2009 - Report this comment
In 5 years, Miley will be doing Hustler, trust me. 5 years, she'll be no longer relevent. And in 5 years, she'll have more STDs than the Playboy mansion, which she will be very familiar with. Take these 3 5's, and make a guess on your score. ;]
Matthias - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
The new Britney Spears... Soon she will be as drunk, slutty and white trash as she is it's just the Circle of Life. Brilliant work here Arwen as I said before.
Agrimorfee - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Lovely work, Arwen. Should be SOTM...As you may know, I am unable to comment as I would like to and vote. Good luck.
Claude Prez - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, I'm re-commenting as is the tradition for the SOTM contest. This is even better when you read along to the original, thanks to the handy link provided by the tireless BAD. And I'm totally in your corner on Disney (not that you need help).
Jeff Reuben - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Just came across this, this was funny as heck! Of course, I have Miley Cyrus on my iPod, but don't hold that against me.
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I know exactly sod all about Hannah Montana - and if this parody is anything to go by, it's better if I don't do a Wikipedia search. Great pacing as far as I can tell (I don't know the OS that well), but everyone else is giving rave reviews, who am I to argue? 555
Max Power - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Perhaps the next harvest will be even better...(South Park reference)
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Thanks Claude, I try:) Just absolutely amazing Arwen, I kinda want to sing this one--perhaps even record it someday, I have to get Ethan and Matty caught up with the idol (Not a lot of time to record lately) but I would love to do this one after I do the ones I have slated for Ethan, Matty and Melanie if you don't mind.
Glen S - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Sorry about the delay, but congratulations on your win. I had read this before, but forgot to comment. Very deserving, spot-on pacing and excellent to see someone addressing this Hannah Montana everyone keeps talking about. Montana is an amazing state when experienced outdoors, and I dislike it's association with Miss Cyrus. Also loved the 'annah' rhymes.
Jake - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
THAT was brilliant! 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy! heheh
Arwen - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a little belated, but I wanted to say thanks to ALL of the SOTM guys are awesome. Thanks for letting me play with you. =)
Arwen - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
And Jake...even though you're not an SOTM voter...I appreciate your comment, too!
Peter Andersson - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Catching up reading several medalists here I seem to be a lucky bastard who doesn't really know who she is.
pickle - April 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I am also the aunt of a Hannah Montana fan. Her mother says, 'she (Cyrus) has only one song, and sings it badly'! Matthew Wright on the Wright Stuff labelled the show as 'evil' as his niece had it on through her school holidays too!
Chris Wolvie - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Nothing personally against the girl...glad she's happy and successful...I just wonder WHO GAVE BILLY RAY CYRUS PERMISSION TO *BREED*!!!!! Fives...out of five.
Michael Pacholek - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, Arwen, I've been SUCH a bad boy for not seeing this one right after it came out. I should be penalized by being forced to NEVER watch or listen to anything the Cyrus family does ever again. I don't know whether to say this parody is really funny or (probably more accurate) sad-but-true. Miley is one concussion away from turning into the Eric Lindros of music, and that's not a good thing! (Lindros also had a crazy, considerably-less-talented father with dopey hair.)
Sidnal - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Obviously I'm in the minority here but I like HM. I think she has the stage presence of a much older entertainer and her TV show is as funny as most sitcoms. I predict Miley will be a star for many years.
wm. cameron - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Miley Cyrus was on Time's list of the 100 Most Influential People In the World In 2008. Someone must believe this girl is a pretty important entertainer.
Arwen - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose...

Oh sorry. That song has been in my head for, like, 6 months straight. Not a good thing.

Thanks to those who I haven't already thanked...I haven't visited this one in a while. =)

For those who defend Miley...that's fine. You have the right to like her...go for it. I will argue, though, that being influential doesn't mean you're important. Charles Manson was influential. People get arrested for being under the influence of a lot of things that make them crazy. Much like Miley makes ME crazy. Sadly, though...implanting "The Climb" into my head without my consent isn't a crime. Yet. I'm waiting on a response from my Congressman.

Party in the U.S.A!
wm. cameron - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Miley is a good comedian. Her TV show is better than most sit-coms. Disney brought us Jodie Foster and early Sean Connery, and others, so they aren't too bad at choosing talent. Some who comment here are too jaded to be credible critics.
Agrimorfee - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Now competing against you, but I feel you will win more points than I will. Again, bowing to greatness.
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) She's Achy, Breakin' the bank!
DJ Blaze - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
One of the best title subs ever, and the rest was just as good. 555
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
See above
Invisible Boy - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
This is my kinda parody, Arwen. I love the (painfully obvious) title-sub that just sets the whole piece in motion. (wish I'd have thought of it)
Super !!!
Porfle Popnecker - January 03, 2012 - Report this comment
This was a real pleasure to read.
Blaydeman - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Another golden entry from Arwen! I'm in awe of your excellence! I'm not a fan of Miley either, so I thoroughly enjoyed this (even if I despise the OS).
Matthias - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
This one is an Arwen classic. You're probably going to win this round too. Stop being so awesome! Darn it!
Meestress - January 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Zees ees vunderfool!
Abbott Skelding - January 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent job! I really like the OS and I love the rhyming in this one (" he/Miley"), first place vote from me!
Christie Marie M - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Again great trib to Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus! Great take on a father-daughter team, who would strike it rich! Nice to see this parody again and I echo my previous comment above! BTW...I just bought a Hannah Montana lip gloss and shampoo from AVON.
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Two years later and now I can enjoy this parody a whole lot more. First, I know the OS, that always helps. And second, I know what the hell a Hannah Montana is, mainly due to Todd In The Shadows reviewing the (crappy) movie. So yeah, I can now earnestly say that this is awesome and not just blindly follow the crowd. 555! For reals, yo!
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Still brilliant, you did an awesome job with this one.
divaLasVegas - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Great fun, LadyArwen ! . . . Just my style everything about it drives me . . .
LPG-Unit - February 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Fast-forward five years later and now we got a train wreck(ing ball) of a "singer".

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