I want you to know that I'm pissed off at you
I wish nothing but
Swift death for you both
A plainer version of me
She's not immortal like me
To me she seems to be a bit of a player
Is she blonde naturally?
And would she stand up to me?
If we fought, I know I would easily slay her

Seems the necklace I gave on that day
Wasn't able to make you be true to the elf that you loved inside
And every time she bats her eyes
Does she know how you told me you'd love me
Until you died, 'til you died,
But you're still alive

And I'm here to remind you
Of the elf you left when you went away
It's not fair-treat me kindly
I forsook my people to make you stay
You, you, you really blow

You seem very well, since you left me
It's not hard to tell, yeah, Bastard, I know
Did you forget about me, Mr. "Saving Helm's Deep?"
I hate to bug you right before the big Battle
Was a reality check how fast you found a new deck
Makes me feel like I'm nothing more than Cattle

Seems the necklace I gave on that day
Wasn't worth the time Legolas took to save it for your lame ass
And she's so happy that you're safe
Does she know how you promised you'd keep me
'Til all time passed, all time passed,
But that didn't last

And I'm here to remind you
Of the elf you left when you went away
It's not fair-treat me kindly
I forsook my people to make you stay
You, you, you really blow

'Cause the dream that you had in the bed was with me
And it's not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time you hug that bitch it's a knife in my back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it?

And I'm here to remind you
Of the elf you left when you went away
It's not fair-treat me kindly
I forsook my people to make you stay
You, you, you really blow