Hah! Glad I spent a minute here....does spending time count? 555

Hey, if she can cook, I can spend (I'm really gonna regret saying this at some point). Cookie-cutter memory of the OS but the point seems clear to me. Nice one, Arwen.

At last, a woman who admits it -- size (of wallet) does matter!

Nice try, but admit it -- every time you hear the OS, you're going to think of 'Vin D.'.

Great parody Arwen...but...what Leo Jay said...hee! ;-)

Liv-ing in a material world, Material! Oh, sorry =) Nice job! Now if he spends on, say, gloves is that still a good thing?

Bolo ties...heh heh....very good.

heres some fives, ya little gold digger...happy ?...lol

I'm spending 15 on this.

Rick...spending time DOES count...but spending time using a VISA card is even better...; ) Thanks!

2nz...I can TOTALLY cook...=) Just so you know. Thanks!

Rex...yeah, I've got a knack for being brutally honest...=) Thanks!

Leo...you are bastard because you're right. I even wanted to work "Vin D." into mine...but alas...it didn't happen. Mostly because I didn't want you to throw a huge fit for stealing your rhyme...; )

Johnny...thanks...and you are a bastard, too...because Leo's right. Hee...

Jeff...my little treasure trove of old parody knowledge...you remember way too much! It always makes me giggle...so I love you for it! And thanks!!

Claude...you're laughing at the irony that I actually got you a bolo tie for your birthday, right?

alvin...I resent the implication that I'm only interested in gold. I am EQUALLY interested in platinum, silver, and any and all precious stones. ; ) Thanks a ton!

John...oops! Didn't mean to miss you!! Thanks a ton!

Wonder if the Rolling Stones are considered precious... hmmm... lost in a quandary... oh um, 5s!!

Hee!! Thanks, Tim!

Your parodies have a very unique quality: shallow but funny. Nice job, Arwen.

555. I think the original version was about marijuana. You see things from a different perspective. whatever turns you on, as we said during the sixties. By the way, one of the singers in that group was a friend of my family.

Oh, yeah. And congrats WAY LATE on getting to 100 parodies, Arwen. Wow how time flies. Jeff made 100 back in March and I don't remember if we had a thread or anything but the guy's been here for decades, technically. Not to shift the focus away, mind you. You both deserve a thread (or a ton of shout-outs) for making it to a milestone like 100.

Scathe...thanks...=) I hope you all know I'm not really as shallow as my parodies portray...although, I really do like presents...and money...and nice cars...and...; )

2Eagle...thanks! My version is about heroine...; )

2nz...yeah, Jeff is an old fart...hehehe...thanks!

24 carat! But yer gonna have to settle for 5s.

You're a tough customer, Rod...but I'll take it...thanks!

great detail as usual Arwen - rubies on the keys and bolo ties - LOL - 555

Same old story: "Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love don't pay my bills, gimme money... that's what I want..." In fact, that gives me an idea for a parody... (Uh-oh, now ya done it...)

Thanks, Stuart!

Michael...I'll be on the edge of my seat waiting to read it...=) Thanks...

An idea for a follow-up...some Lionel Ritchie "Shallow.... Only date you for your dough" Of course, this was fab....555

I agree with Stuart and others who endorse the rubies on the keys and bolo ties. Well done, Arwen.

Kristof...you write it...I'll sing it...=) Thanks!

John...I'll admit that the bolo ties bit really did make me giggle...glad so many of you liked it...=) Thanks!!

I think this is great! :)

Thanks, Serafina! I think YOU're great!