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Song Parodies -> "Wrong Time Reliever"

Original Song Title:

"Daydream Believer"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Wrong Time Reliever"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just when you think you've found Mr. Right...
Love how my guy'd sweetly sing
And he bought me thoughtful things
I didn't mind when he gave me a ring
One thing I found to despise
Was when he unzipped his fly
I can't express the horror it did bring

"Please do up your jeans
Sorry if it's mean
You're a wrong time reliever
We're in the Dairy Queen!"

He mort-i-fied me
Once, I stood there as he peed
While we stood wait-ing for the movie
What kind of message does it send?
Bladder control-less boyfriend
So was he crazy, or just smoking weed?

"Please do up your jeans
I don't think it's keen
You're a wrong time reliever
I'm sick of this routine!

Please do up your jeans
You're making a scene
As a wrong time reliever
In front of Martin Sheen!"

[Instrumental Interlude & Simultaneous Potty Break]

"Please do up your jeans
It's more than obscene
Mister Wrong Time Reliever
Please, not the trampoline!"

[Repeat and fade]

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, but sometimes you just gotta drop trau =) I'd at least try to sneak around the back behind the dumpster though.
Olaf - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is reminding me of when you tell your mens to pull there pants up please. Why you not liking your mens to express thereself, elf? But this is verry happy!
Stuart McArthur - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Surely there's an encyclopaedia on the way, Arwen, which we can flip through and relive memories of Bladder-Control-Less-Boyfriend and Tech-Fred and Wrong-Time-Reliever at our leisure - the over-the-top nutty wordplay in this was hilarious - 555
alvin rhodes - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...delightfully goofy...5s
Kristof Robertson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You've really, REALLY, gotta start vetting your boyfriends better, my dear.....this was a hoot, as expected. 555
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, gee...I thought this was a Baseball parody...well, it is about someone who's balls are in the wrong place...and someone is making a judgement call about it..."Ball Five" (x 3)...
AFW - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever title and funny content...especially, the Martin Sheen and Dairy Queen lines..
John Barry - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Laughed till I wet myself. When I saw the title, thought it was going to be about baseball.
Rick C - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Another crazy Arwen classic! 555
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
There's an old saying, Arwen: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
Arwen - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff...oh see, that's what I mean...YOU'RE classy about it...=) Thanks!

Olaf...always a pleasure to see you, my dear, sweet Scandinavian friend! Thanks a ton!

Stuart...The Encyclopedia of Arwenisms...complete with the four volume "How Men Shouldn't Be" set...should hit stores this fall...=) Thanks!

alvin...awww...I'm honored! Thank you!

Kristof...glad to know you expect greatness from me...or, at the very least, fairly decent owl impressions...=) Thanks!

Paul...hehehe...good call. Thanks a ton!

AFW...thanks...I did like the DQ line quite a bit...=)'re not alone...maybe I should write one about baseball next....=) And you should probably change your pants...hehehe.

Rick...if I can achieve nothing more than instant classics, I'll be happy with my parody writing career...=) Thank you!

Michael...nice. Leave it to you to be the charmer...; ) Thanks!
Stuart McArthur - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
um, think I might've picked up volume one of the latter on a pre-release ;-)
Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very classy...It's all about knowing how to put the 'ass' in 'class'
Ashkicksass - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. And to Jeff, I know how to put the Kick in Ass. Does that count?
Arwen - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart...while that may be won't do you a lot of good...revisions are ALWAYS being made...

Jeff...that's my boy! Hee! counts for me...that's all I know. Thanks!

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