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Song Parodies -> "Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Frodo, the Angst Filled Hobbit"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
Merry Christmas...
You know Aragorn, Samwise, Legolas and Gimli
Gandalf and Boromir, Pippin and Merry
But do you recall
The most famous Ringer of all?
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Had a very simple life
Rooming with dear old Bilbo
Didn't give him any strife
All of the other Hobbits
Never gave him too much thought
Nobody thought that Frodo
Would amount to a whole lot
After Bilbo's Birthday Bash
Gandalf came to say
"Frodo, here is Bilbo's ring
He left it along with all his things"
That's when the trouble started
No one then could really see
Frodo the angst filled Hobbit
Would go down in history!
(instrumental)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Trudging now to-ward Mordor
Cursing that Elf Lord Elrond
What was with that crown he wore?
None of his eight companions
Understands the pain he's in
All they have done is argue
Ever since the trip began
Gandalf fell in Moria
Boromir's a prat
Frodo wants to bag the quest
Sam is being such a pest
Then how the Elf Queen loved him
But she wouldn't take the ring
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Still stuck with the blasted thing!
(instrumental)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Started going slightly mad
List'ning to Sam's weird theories
Failed to make Gollum look bad
All of the other Ringers
Continued in separate ways
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Hadn't liked Sam for three days
Got caught by Boromir's bro
What a shock, he said-
"Frodo, just give me the ring
My brother wins at everything!"
Somehow he got past that twit
And I cannot wait to see (yippee)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Finish off this Trilogy!!!
Gandalf and Boromir, Pippin and Merry
But do you recall
The most famous Ringer of all?
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Had a very simple life
Rooming with dear old Bilbo
Didn't give him any strife
All of the other Hobbits
Never gave him too much thought
Nobody thought that Frodo
Would amount to a whole lot
After Bilbo's Birthday Bash
Gandalf came to say
"Frodo, here is Bilbo's ring
He left it along with all his things"
That's when the trouble started
No one then could really see
Frodo the angst filled Hobbit
Would go down in history!
(instrumental)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Trudging now to-ward Mordor
Cursing that Elf Lord Elrond
What was with that crown he wore?
None of his eight companions
Understands the pain he's in
All they have done is argue
Ever since the trip began
Gandalf fell in Moria
Boromir's a prat
Frodo wants to bag the quest
Sam is being such a pest
Then how the Elf Queen loved him
But she wouldn't take the ring
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Still stuck with the blasted thing!
(instrumental)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Started going slightly mad
List'ning to Sam's weird theories
Failed to make Gollum look bad
All of the other Ringers
Continued in separate ways
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Hadn't liked Sam for three days
Got caught by Boromir's bro
What a shock, he said-
"Frodo, just give me the ring
My brother wins at everything!"
Somehow he got past that twit
And I cannot wait to see (yippee)
Frodo, the angst filled Hobbit
Finish off this Trilogy!!!
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I'm not into the hobbit stuff, but your parody is good--merry Christmas
Prescioussss.
Arwen, for this parody, you've earned a first-class stateroom on The Valinor Princess sailing from The Grey Havens for everlasting immortal ecstasy and eternal bliss in The Undying Lands! Elbereth Gilthoniel ! 555
Thanks, all!! I'm quite fond of this one myself...I've been listening to a lot of Christmas music lately...and I can't help but think of LOTR constantly as of late...so...viola...anyway...thanks again for your votes!!
Another goodness from lady Arwen. Excellent pacing here.
Thanks a bunch, 2nz!
And oh yeah...the winner for "best comment" goes...to...Johnny D! I meant to say that earlier and didn't...thanks!
Awww shucks!
Hi, Arwen, it's me again. The ending of this song really made me smile! Your timing for posting this couldn't be better. The line about Elrond's crown--great! This is your best LOTR song yet, and I thank you for writing it. d;:^)
This is a great parody, Arwen. 5's
Thanks Bob & Adagio...and everyone...! You're really going to make me blush! (okay, not really...because i'm really conceited and am super proud of this song...) But seriously...THANKS...i'm glad you like it, too!!
Thanks for making me laugh. At the time of writing I am pissed off at a cinema in Leeds for shifting 'Return Of The King' to a late afternoon showing so it means I get home during rush hour, very late! Oh well - I can wait for the DVD and all its extras!
Sorry to hear of your traffic woes...But thanks for the vote, Pickle!
*clapclapclap* Cheers, mate! I love this thing!
Yep, I missed this first time around - excellent stuff, Arwen :-)
Thanks a ton, lowercase arwen, and Mr. Alexander!
It works out well that there were 8 reindeer + 1, and three films, three reworkings of "Rudolph." Though it might have been funnier if it was "Gandalf the Gray-Nosed Wizard."
No. It wouldn't have...because I would've botched it if it were GtGNW...and then nobody would have laughed...; )
Glorious! 4-5-5 my preciousss Elven princesss.
Thanks, Mr. Brattoni! =)
we loves it precioussss! we loves Frodo too mmmm... his pretty eyes
Thanks!
I'm not much into the hobbit stuff either (I noticed you've written quite a few parodies about Harry Potter and LOTR and stuff like that), but I decided I'd look at this one anyway. And it was good. I'm giving it a perfect score. :)
P.S.: Happy belated birthday again (even though it's 15 days late)! ;D
P.S.: Happy belated birthday again (even though it's 15 days late)! ;D
to serafina: it would be 18 days late now ;-)
That's right, psst...keep ragging on people, reminding them when my birthday was. Such a monumental day should never be forgotten...; )
So, Arwen, what day was your birthday? I've already forgotten...
Now i don't even remember.
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