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Song Parodies -> "I Will Walk to Mordor"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Walk to Mordor"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
I was driving along when these three stanzas strolled into my head. However, when I went home to write the rest of the song...I realized that the original only has three stanzas! Oh well...just more of my LOTR stuff...as sung by Frodo, obviously...
I'm walking along
To a place I dread
Something I wouldn't usually do
And although I know
It's a long road there
I promise you...
I will walk to Mordor
To destroy The Ring
Smeagol knows the way to go
He'd never try to deceive me
Someday soon you'll find me
At that pit of fire
I will walk to Mordor
If just to save the Shire
To a place I dread
Something I wouldn't usually do
And although I know
It's a long road there
I promise you...
I will walk to Mordor
To destroy The Ring
Smeagol knows the way to go
He'd never try to deceive me
Someday soon you'll find me
At that pit of fire
I will walk to Mordor
If just to save the Shire
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To quote something Bob Gomez wrote on one of my parodies a while ago, "By the way--take this for what it's worth--I never feel constricted by the length of the original song. In fact, I frequently add extra verses and write multiple versions of the same chorus to fit in more jokes." It's good advice, I think.
Yeah! 5's
I certainly considered doing another round of the stanzas...simply to add more...but then i thought i've written so much LOTR stuff... maybe less is more this time...thanks for the advice, though...
Hi Arwen - thanks for visiting and commenting on my parody "23" - I think you forgot to cast the 27th vote however..... friendly noodge from a fellow LOTR fan! Thanks! ;-D
THANKS! i'm glad i'm not going crazy. i went back and visited it again...and it still said 26...and i was sure i'd voted...but then i wasn't sure...back and forth...so...i'm an idiot...for sure...but i'm glad i didn't imagine being 27 in the first place...i'm on it!!
Good stuff again. 5's for doing good with those 3 stanzas.
Thanks, 2nz!
Nice job!
Thanks, Joelle!
I don't know the original, but I can picture Frodo's feet trekking all the way.
Hehehe...thanks, Pickle.
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
This is one of my favorites from my LOTR Greatest Hits album...; ) Thanks, Johnny!
Short and sweet, just like Frodo. 555
DKTOS, but DGAF - the last stanza is perfect :-)
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