I’d like to thank the guy
Who said “It’s wrong
If folks exert themselves ex-cess-ively!”

Who put the ‘mote
In the couch potato’s hand?
Who thought my lunch
Would be better from a drive-thru?

Who said, “The phone
On the wall’s too far away!”
Gave me a cell
Reach my POCK-et’s ALL I do

Who was that man?
Dude, I’m his biggest fan!
He made it easi-ER to be la-zy
(Yeah!)

I remember when
Huff, puff ‘n huff
Huff, puff n’ puff huff
Walkin’ through the store would strain my heart

Until somebody told me
Glory, glory, glory, glory,
HALLELUJAH!
“Just shop at home with online cart!”

Sooooo
Who put the mall
On the freakin’ internet?
So, with a click
It’s all mine in three to FIVE days

Who said “Don’t rent
From a crowded movie store;
Make up a list
And we’ll SEND it OUT your way!”

Who was that man?
Give him a cyber-hand
He made it easi-ER to be la-zy
(Yeah!)

And just a year ago
Jiggly, jiggly, jiggly,
Jiggly, jiggly, jiggly—EW!
Treadmill running MADE my face glow

But now I can “work out” like:
X-Y-X-Y-O
UP-down-X-Y-O
With-out leav-ing my chair, you know

Sooooo
Who put the gym
On my new Nintendo game?
Who says I’m fit
‘Cause I keep increasing MY score?

Who made the stairs
On the escalator move?
Too hard to walk
To the FIFTH or SEV-enth floor!

Who was that man?
I love his super plan
To make it easi-ER to be la-zy
(Yeah!)

Hold it—click-ca-ca-click, ca-click-ca-click-click
Text my honey: “Mama gonna luv U 4ever”
We’ve never met, beep ba beep ba beep ba beep
My online boyfriend…is a product of my clickety clackity clicking, too

Ooh..oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh..oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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