All along
I thought that this road looked odd
My feeling's strong
Your map in-ter-pret-ing skills are flawed
You don't know the way
In circles we've been dri-i-i-ving
And Heaven only knows
When you will find it

Heaven only knows
Where we might be headed
This vacation blows
There, I went and said it
You're really on my last nerve
For getting us lost a-gain, Honey!

You refuse
Ask-ing for help? You'd rather die
A kangaroo
Just laughed at us as he passed us by
This "Down Under Tour"
Certified fi-AS-co
Been driving for days
Where? I don't know!

Heaven only knows
If we'll ever make it
"Sydney: 5 Ki-los"
But you didn't take it
Are we on a wildlife reserve?
That Croc is looking at me funny!

Heaven only knows
What's beyond this in-cline
"Where'd This Couple Go?"
That will be the headline
They'll sum it up in just a blurb
"They Drove Themselves To Death!" Oh!
We'll drive ourselves to hey-ey-ey-ey

"I'll take you to each corner of the planet
Babe, I know you're gonna love it!"
I go with you but bring extra money
Because we're bound to need i-it
With one wrong turn our Honeymoon in Vegas
Took us barreling through Cleveland
And so much for this Sydney vacation
We're lost in Northern Queens-land

Heaven only knows
When I've been more crabby
Since the trip, I s'pose
To Westminster Abbey
I didn't speak a single word
To you for 'bout a good month, Honey!

Heaven only knows
Woah oh oh oh
I've reached a new low
M'patience inventory
And I don't want you to flip
But if we live to see it
I'm driving on our next trip