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Song Parodies -> "Think I've Got a Crush on Harry Potter"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Think I've Got a Crush on Harry Potter"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Disclaimer--I swear I'm not so weird that I would have an ACTUAL crush on a fictional teenage wizard. I do, however, have an actual crush on Sirius Black.
Think I've got a crush on Harry Potter
See him in the hall and I just stare
It's too bad...he likes that Cho Chang cow
I'd push her in the lake if he would just be mine

S'got no mum, that stupid Dark Lord got her
Lost his father too, which is just lame
Though he's strange...I like him anyhow
I love his scar and his round glasses are divine

I wanna shout, just say it out loud, but
Professor Sprout says my love I should shroud

Let's see what potions that wizard can brew (what can he brew?)
If he needs a heartstring he's got mine (anytime)
His friend Ron...wants to keep us apart
And so I stole his robes and covered them with slime

Quidditch shut-out, everyone he wowed, and
There's talk about, some say he's well endowed

Wanna know what tricks Harry's wand can do (what can he do?)
If he needs to practice, I've got time (so much time)
Can't let on...that he's bewitched my heart
'Cause he just smiled at me when I passed him the brine

Man, I've got a crush on Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
Yes, I've got a crush on Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
Damn, I've got a crush on Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
Oh, I've got a crush on Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, Arwen, 555.

Potter's snout has got a hairy snotter
Wizard-boogers hang from nasal hair
Oh, too gross!
He's gone and picked them now!
They're gonna be his chow!
He chews them really fine...
Jeff Reuben - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice! Just finished watching movie number 2.
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
cute idea...5s
Olaf - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Last thing we needs is another parodys about these stupit books. Harry Rotter is just as stupit as Lord of the Rinks. But at least this is happy.
The Pomfret - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I f I had paid $200 to read this I'd say well worth it. Thanks!
Arwen - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny...thanks a ton...but GROSS!!

Jeff...brace yourself...movie 3 might shock you. Thanks!

alvin...thanks!

Kristof...I really hate to know how you know that bit of info, Mr. Robertson...

Olaf...if I didn't love you so much, I'd TOTALLY be in a fight with you right now...; ) Thanks!

The Pomfret...well that is the kind of thing that every parodist likes to hear. Although we prefer to hear it BEFORE we let you read our parodies for free...; ) Thank you!
Phil Alexander - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
In that scene in the Screaming Shack (or whatever it's called), I keep wanting Harry to say "Surely you can't be Sirius", and get the response a la Drebin "I am Sirius - and don't call me Shirley"... anyway, I'll believe you don't really have a crush on Harry. Thousands wouldn't... ;-)
Arwen - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I'm glad that I've got you fooled...er...that you believe the obvious truth, Phil...; )...thanks!
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, the actor's 15... you know what I mean? And the prosecutor's mean beyond compare! So how could you (bleep) Harry Potter? Whoa... Now, in court, you're standing there!
Rex - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Harry, why are you walking around with your broom between your legs? Wait...that's no broomstick...OH MY GOD!
Arwen - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael...don't worry...I TOTALLY wrote this from a silly 15 year old witch's point of view. You have nothing to be jealous about. Except for the ongoing battle that I know you're having with Misters Diesel and Bloom...; )

Rex...naughty...=)
Ashkicksass - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but gave you 5's anyway. One, because like our darling Harry, I show a blatant disregard for the rules. Two, I have a crush on Professor Snape, so I had to show geeky sisterly solidarity. And three, because I love you more than my luggage, and if I want to give you 5's I damned well will. Like the parody doesn't totally deserve them anyway!
Arwen - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ash:

One...of course you do...which is why I love you.

Two...I know of said crush...and I believe that I have documented it in MS Paint...

Three...You're right, it does deserve it. And the luggage exceeding love is mutual, I hope you realize...=) Thanks!
news flash - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof will have to re-type his comment; it got deleted because he forgot to turn off the bold tag.
pickle - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I imagine this to be Hermione waiting for him and missing out.
Fed Up With Triple One Voters - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
People who vote all ones on a perfectly paced parody obviously have no life. We need some high votes to counterbalance the undeserved low votes.
Arwen - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
news flash...I don't think Kristof was paying attention to your message...

pickle...oh don't be silly...we all know that Hermione is going to end up marrying Ron...=)

FUWTOV...thanks for the support! I really appreciate it...=)
Melanie Lee - August 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Er...you guys know about Ginny Weasley, right? And Romilda Vane? And Dobby! 555!

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