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Song Parodies -> "Cranberry Juice"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Cranberry Juice"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

I penned this one after an argument with a friend who crazily thinks that cranberry juice is not a delectable treat.
Cranberry Juice
Not everybody'd love one
Cranberry Juice
Not too many wanna chug one

Me and you are subject to some juice now and then
But when you take the juice and pour you some
You drink it down again
Drink it down again

Cranberry Juice
I like it more than Cherry
Cranberry Juice
Or any other Berry

Funny thing, but you can drink it with a smile on your face
And though it's tart, you start to feeling good
Nothing could take its place.

Cranberry Juice
Not everybody'd love one
Cranberry Juice
Not too many wanna chug one
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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7
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Arwen - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
nice...
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
And it can heal
The way you feel
When it hurts to pee
Because that magic purple juice is full
Of ol' Vitamin C
pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I like cranberry juice too!
Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cranberry juice lovers UNITE! Thanks, Pickle!
Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
OK.....444s here (I'm such a bitch :-)) I'm still readin'......
Arwen - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay...I'll let the 4s slide...this was an early work...I never claimed it to be one of my best...thanks for stopping in...=)
Al Grykuliak - February 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Oopps, sorry little late on this but I think its a Royal Pizza thing

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