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Kristof Robertson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

You brazen hussy!! :-) 555. Oooh, so it's "dropping keys"!! I've been dropping peas and wondering why it didn't work....

Johnny D - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Oooo, Arwen's a key-dropper, rrrrowwwrrrrr, pant pant snuffle snuffle

Ashkicksass - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

It really is a vicious cycle, isn't it? I am so the type that gets sick of people after a week. No joke. Luckily, my current beau has lasted quite a bit longer. But then, he's far from average... Anyway, great job Arwen! We might have to change your name to Arwenkicksass...

Rod W - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

HILARIOUS, Arwen!!

Cookie-man - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

LMAO! Great job Arwen! Hilarious! :)

alvin rhodes - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks for the insight of feminine wiles...you get 5s....uh, "hun"

Arwen - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

KRISTOF...being fickle and quick to change my mind does not a hussy make...hmph! Brazen...I'll go with that...; ) JOHNNY, actually, I never knew what a great "meet a man" tool key dropping was until I accidentally dropped my keys by a guy's feet and thus met the dreamboat. For the record...accidentally smashing a loaded cafeteria tray into a dreamboat's chest doesn't work as well...=)...ASHKICKSASS...how did I know that you'd relate to this?? We, the greatest of all women, have the right to get sick of boys that quickly...hehehe...glad to hear that your latest has some longevity...=)...ROD...thanks, buddy!! COOKIE...thanks...I really appreciate it, although I'd hate for you to lose your ass on account of my fickle heart...; )....ALVIN...maybe I should have prefaced this as a PSA for all you bewildered boys who can't figure out what you did wrong...hehehe...THANKS TO ALL!!

Stray Pooch - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I want you to know, Arwen, that your total confidence in your "womanly wiles" does NOT intimidate me!!! 'Course I'm 47 nd married for 27 years. If I was young and single you would scare the hell outta me!!! LOL! When it comes to "womanly wiles" I'm like Grumpy: I don't know what they are, but I'm agin 'em!!! 555 I wouldn't DARE give you anything less! :D

Arwen - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Aw, Stray! I'm not looking to scare anyone...I just think it's best that boys know what I'm capable of...hehehe...; )...Thanks for the vote!!!

Phil Alexander - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I couldn't help but wonder if Arwen'll be singing this as a bass or baritone by the end of the song... all those dropped keys, you know ;-)

Arwen - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL, Phil...nice...=)

Serafina - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! I voted earlier but forgot to comment.

Arwen - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, no problem...thanks a bunch, Serafina!! =)

Leo Jay - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Bravo! This is so fantastic. Impressive rhyming with the original lyric. Love the aneurysm bit. Geez, there must be tons of your old stuff that I've never seen -- I'll have to scan your catalog over the next few weeks...

Arwen - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Leo...=) On the old stuff, though...don't kill yourself over it. I will simply continue to drop hints (links) to parodies I think you should read...when they apply to our every day conversations...=)

Leo Jay - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Uh...(my turn, I guess?) Thanks, Leo...=) On the old stuff, though...don't kill yourself over it. I will simply continue to drop hints (links) to parodies I think you should read...when they apply to our every day conversations...=)

Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Whose keys are these? I can't read the name on the key-RING, because I don't speak Elvish.

Arwen - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Excuse me, Mr. Pacholek, I think those are mine...=)
(there really needs to be a batting the eyelashes emoticon! sheesh!)

LOL on the "ring" bit, too!

Kat - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment

And we all wonder why Aragorn loves Arwen so much!

John Jenkins - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Very well developed story. I especially like the Thursday morning e-mail.

Arwen - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks a lot, Kat, and John!! =)

Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment

This came out about two weeks before we "met" but I would have sworn I've read this before. "I might not have to fake it" cracked me up (again) today. Love it, one of your best!

Arwen - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Jeff, I dropped a link to this one back in December...on TOTTM. I can't remember what we were discussing...but I'm sure that was when you read it originally...and just didn't comment. =) But thanks...I have always thought this one was fun...=)

Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05)You poor thing! Better luck next time!:)

Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(G05) DKTOS, but loved the "blah, blah..." and thoughts part. Interesting.

Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Good!

Charlie Decker - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Wow...hilarious, Arwen! 5s

Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above ... rrrrowwwrrrrr, pant pant snuffle snuffle

Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05)ROFLMFAO!

Melhi - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment

(H) You make me wanna "blah blah!" (Love the whole "blah blah" verse.)

Dee Range - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment

(H) You can drop keys near me anytime. This is simply great!!

Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

(H) I can't believe I never commented on this one - may your life be full of Mondays, Arwen ;-)

Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-H) Funny stuff.

MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS

Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Still one of my favorites, and see above!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment

A vicious cyle, eh? Just like menst*commoncensored!* Loved this one, Arwen, you scarlet woman, you.

2nz - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Strong and silent, gotcha. Dating is a roadtrip filled with only unmarked turns. And so long as no ones 'left', it's all 'right' by me. Now I just need to raise the funds to get you out here, 'cause I think I need a demonstration in this case.

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