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Song Parodies -> "Hive Walkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Hive Walkin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

So...I went camping this weekend...not sure why I ever do things like that...

H-h-h-hive walkin’
It wasn’t too wise, no
Hive walkin’
Please help me, you guys
Hive walkin’
I’d scream if I could, yeah
Hive walkin’
These bees don’t taste good

In the wild
I shouldn’t go
‘Cause this happens to me
In the wild
I’m such a clutz
Now I’ve got hornets swarmin’ all ‘round me

‘Cause I went hive walkin’
Can’t you hear my cries, yeah
Blind shovin’
So swollen, by eyes
Come strollin’ this way!
Since I went hive walkin’
I’m now hornet prey

(Musical interlude, accompanied by flailing and screeching)

Though I love
Qui-et woods
I feel like a fool
Why’d I go
Where these biting flies
Bite me and sting me
Dude it sure ain’t cool
Since I went

Hive walkin’
Now look at my thighs, yeah
Hive walkin’
They’ve doubled in size
Hive walkin’
Find a lake, I should
Hive walkin’
‘Cause running’s no good

Bees stalkin’
Up and down my spine, yeah
Quit gawkin’
Throw me a life line
There must be somebody
Who’ll give it a try
Not scared of hive walkin’
To save an ally

(another musical interlude...with less flailing...and more "resigned to certain death" sobbing)

Hive walkin’
Was caught by surprise, yeah
Bees buzzin’
Will bring my demise
Can save me today
‘Cause all my hive walkin’
Chased my friends away

I’m squawkin’
While on me they dine, yeah
Hive walkin’
Is my camping crime
And I wish
This level of pain
I won’t go hive walkin’
In my life again

Hive walkin’
(fade to end)
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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2Eagle - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Did you see Fried Green Tomatos?
Meriadoc - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
How 'bout another BeeGees for part two: Stray on A Hive?
Rob Arndt - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Or how about "How Loud is Your Buzz!" for "How Deep is Your Love" :) 555!
John Barry - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Bee Gees, bees, beeautiful.
Arwen - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
2Eagle...I did...but I don't remember any bees. It was long ago...I need to re-watch, apparently! it!

Rob...we could throw together a whole album! :)

John... =) Thanks, mister!
AFW - July 31, 2012 - Report this comment
I got hives just readin' this..
Peregrin - August 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Good job Arwen. Perhaps as well as Merry's suggestion, yet another Bee Gees tune: "Too Much Hivin' " :)
Jeff Reuben - August 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Many people are hearing the Voice of the Beehive. A stinging good tune!
Stu McArthur - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
well, if you'd asked me, I would have advised you against hive-walking Arwen. It almost always ends in tears. And as you said yourself, "Bees buzzin’ will bring my demise." sheesh, I learnt that when I was 7. wow, I miss your humour - you write such funny lines
Arwen - August 10, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW...hahaha...sorry about that! ; )

Pippin...Darling are the best! Hahaha...


Well, Mr. nice if you to join us....even though I don't have an iPhone, so I can't take you up on your messageboard proposal. ; ) And apparently if you weren't such a stranger around these parts...I might not have all these stings to deal with... ; )
Matthias - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Amiright is all a-buzz with the release of your new parody! I liked the fact that this was also a parody of a "Bee" Gees song! Clever girl! I was thinking about making a this should have been a parody of a "Sting" song but you already beat me to the punch with the perfect group for this topic!
Porfle Popnecker - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like you were playing "Hive and Go Shriek"! Get it? I used the word "hive" to make my comment sound more clever.
Max Power - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I sure hope it isn't African bees, they won't stop until you're dead. They'll even wait for you to come out if you dive under water to escape them. Still the parody is sweet as a honey.
Brock O'Brahma - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
African bees are absolutely tenacious! I got to my car and thought I escaped. Apparently they got my license plate, found out where I lived and were waiting for me when I got home.
Blaydeman - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) If I were to grade this parody it'd get a Bee... nothing... :
Abbott Skelding - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Only heard the OS once before, but you did a great job with this one. I love the title switch too! Nice work as always!
bobpiecheese - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Stop gawkin'? Well, you told me to look at your thighs! Anyway, great parody of a very catchy little song. Surprised no-one's done the appropriate Nicolas Cage quote yet. Not that I would, I'd do the Eddie Izzard "covered in bees" routine, but that's just me. 555!
Arwen - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Matty...hahaha...believe it or not, I NEVER even thought about the "Bee" Gees connection while writing. I'm kind of a ding-a-ling! Thanks!

Porfle...LOL! Your comment very literally made me snort my diet pepsi!!

Max...If I were being stalked by African Bees, I'm pretty sure I would just cliff dive and get it over with. The terror alone might give me a heart attack first, though! ; )

Brock...I don't even know what to say about that. Thanks for stopping by, though.


Abbott...thanks very much!!

BPC...hahaha...thank you! :)

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